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Mushy egg yolk butt.
yeah, having your ass and your car seat messed up with eggs is really a joyful experience. it's not because it isn't life threatening that it's not a funny fml.
Lol eggbutt.
you deserve that one and the dome light ain't gonna hurt you cool it
Poor eggs. :(
hope you like them scrambled.
Poor potato chips. :(
Poor potato chips. :(
you sat on eggs..ur life is deffinately over..kill urself now and get it over with already
"in a short story each visitor shares an anecdote about a terrible event that ruined his or her day." - I got this from the summary of the app in the app store on my phone, so technically FMLs are supposed to be about those little things that ruin your day not those big things that ruin your life.
#10, please shut your egg hole. Are you just some sick **** who thinks it's only an FML if something grotesque and horrific happens and who actually wants to hear that stuff? I mean, would you prefer it said, "...I never moved my newborn from the seat. He's not breathing. FML"??? In summary, stop your bitching.
AND #20.
how epic of you!!
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store bought eggs can't be hatched just FYI
this was funny because i can see myself doing this. i also think it;s funny that everyone is being so my-shit-dont-stink like they have never had a moment like this before in their life. makes you wonder what they think when a moment like this actually DOES occur .... they probably blame it on someone else. at least we can laugh at our mistakes after accepting them as our own, haha. (: