Cheating and Love: Mixed signals - FML

Mixed signals

By cannotexplain - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. It was a mutual decision but I was curious as to what he thought went wrong. "I was just never sure if you brushed your teeth regularly." He cheated on me twice. FML

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Screwie 25

Wednesday 5 October 2016 9:13

It's okay, you weren't the unclean one in this case.

LyricaSilvan 29

Wednesday 5 October 2016 11:33

Yes, because bad breath is totally a valid reason to cheat on someone. Please never date anyone, #3. If they wake up with bed hair you might kill them, if your sense of justification is that messed up. God forbid humans occasionally be messy or have odors.

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trueBuBuK 1

Thursday 6 October 2016 11:20

Did they have nice teeth or breath smell?

cuz803 44

Thursday 6 October 2016 14:18

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice shame on me

FoodIsMyAmbrosia 16

Friday 7 October 2016 7:30

Well...did you brush your teeth regularly?

Frid_Kun 7

Thursday 13 October 2016 19:53

Are you sure both reasons aren't interrelated?

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