Mixed signals

By cannotexplain - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. It was a mutual decision but I was curious as to what he thought went wrong. "I was just never sure if you brushed your teeth regularly." He cheated on me twice. FML
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Screwie 25

It's okay, you weren't the unclean one in this case.

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LyricaSilvan 29

Yes, because bad breath is totally a valid reason to cheat on someone. Please never date anyone, #3. If they wake up with bed hair you might kill them, if your sense of justification is that messed up. God forbid humans occasionally be messy or have odors.

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Screwie 25

It's okay, you weren't the unclean one in this case.

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RichardPencil 30

Twice? If you had skunky breath, he probably strayed into the arms of a fresh-mouthed women more often.

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LyricaSilvan 29

Yes, because bad breath is totally a valid reason to cheat on someone. Please never date anyone, #3. If they wake up with bed hair you might kill them, if your sense of justification is that messed up. God forbid humans occasionally be messy or have odors.

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URBeingLied2 23

Trust me Richard, the kids on here don't want the truth.

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Nikki 17

Are there a bunch of new people here? So many people attacking Richard lately!

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Gubbon 17

And you're not allowed to attack someone if you disagree, just because this person has been here for a while? Or what?

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hellnosucka 27

He cheats on you so you make out with him using your super garlic death breath power. genius.

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TheUpsetMan 18

You really should have broken up with him the first time he cheated on you, no should have to put up with that shit.

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Bogrbon 27

Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

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Baron_Kaz 15

I dated a girl with yellow teeth once... Ugh!!! Personal hygiene > fidelity

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SunnyInPhilly690 13

I've seen this exact same post somewhere else...

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scrollermom 2

When he cheated twice, was it once in the morning and once at night?

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MrMedic2013 5

Oh thats good stuff. lol baahahahah youre an asshole but that was hilarious

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MrMedic2013 5

Well at least hes out of youre life now but lesson letarned. you dont forgive a cheater that shows them they can walk on you and they will. GL in the future OP

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