Mixed signals

By cannotexplain - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. It was a mutual decision but I was curious as to what he thought went wrong. "I was just never sure if you brushed your teeth regularly." He cheated on me twice. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 013
You deserved it 1 452
Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

Screwie 25

It's okay, you weren't the unclean one in this case.

109 3
LyricaSilvan 29

Yes, because bad breath is totally a valid reason to cheat on someone. Please never date anyone, #3. If they wake up with bed hair you might kill them, if your sense of justification is that messed up. God forbid humans occasionally be messy or have odors.

39 5

Comments

Screwie 25

It's okay, you weren't the unclean one in this case.

109 3
RichardPencil 30

Twice? If you had skunky breath, he probably strayed into the arms of a fresh-mouthed women more often.

6 43
LyricaSilvan 29

Yes, because bad breath is totally a valid reason to cheat on someone. Please never date anyone, #3. If they wake up with bed hair you might kill them, if your sense of justification is that messed up. God forbid humans occasionally be messy or have odors.

39 5
URBeingLied2 23

Trust me Richard, the kids on here don't want the truth.

3 18
Nikki 17

Are there a bunch of new people here? So many people attacking Richard lately!

1 0
Gubbon 17

And you're not allowed to attack someone if you disagree, just because this person has been here for a while? Or what?

0 0
hellnosucka 27

He cheats on you so you make out with him using your super garlic death breath power. genius.

8 4
TheUpsetMan 18

You really should have broken up with him the first time he cheated on you, no should have to put up with that shit.

29 1
Bogrbon 27

Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

10 3
Baron_Kaz 15

I dated a girl with yellow teeth once... Ugh!!! Personal hygiene > fidelity

2 18
SunnyInPhilly690 13

I've seen this exact same post somewhere else...

4 2
scrollermom 2

When he cheated twice, was it once in the morning and once at night?

7 0
MrMedic2013 5

Oh thats good stuff. lol baahahahah youre an asshole but that was hilarious

0 4
MrMedic2013 5

Well at least hes out of youre life now but lesson letarned. you dont forgive a cheater that shows them they can walk on you and they will. GL in the future OP

0 2