Money and Love: Money first

Money first

By Anonymus - 31/01/2020 20:00 - Canada - Warkworth

Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML

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You deserved it 328

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 679

You deserved it 3 475

By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 033

You deserved it 3 311

Is this Brexit?

By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 05:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 848

You deserved it 169

By yup okay - 19/08/2010 15:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 985

You deserved it 6 876

Gold digger

By Anonymous - 27/08/2024 00:00 - France - Lyon

Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 431

You deserved it 66

By Star - 30/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, the guy that I'm in love with and plan to marry some day told me he would choose a million dollars over me. I got upset and told him I no longer want to be with him. In an excited voice he said, "Really? So are you serious I don't have to worry about this love stuff anymore?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 239

You deserved it 9 165

By Lace - 23/08/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 138

You deserved it 3 754

By SE011194 - 24/05/2014 06:14 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML

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You deserved it 5 092

By 2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 027

You deserved it 2 948

Great birthday

By Anonymous - 11/10/2021 23:00 - United States - Cicero

Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets for his birthday to see our favorite band, and he told me he doesn't feel he loves me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 958

You deserved it 95

LadyRen 20

Friday 31 January 2020 20:01

Is your boyfriend Seto Kaiba?

123Puppy 33

Saturday 1 February 2020 21:44

You should tell him that money is his only girlfriend now.

Comments

LadyRen 20

Friday 31 January 2020 20:01

Is your boyfriend Seto Kaiba?

BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 1 February 2020 5:50

Or Mr. Krabs.

mfranks19891989 10

Friday 31 January 2020 20:58

That sucks but at least he’s being honest with you

RichardPencil 30

Friday 31 January 2020 23:13

He can date money, but he has to be charming to get a date, because he can't pay money to date it, since it already is money!

Jamie Lynn Bursley 4

Saturday 1 February 2020 1:31

He sounds like a Capricorn ♑️ 😂

Sonotsuave 35

Saturday 1 February 2020 4:38

Yeah I wouldn’t bother with people who are that attached to material things

123Puppy 33

Saturday 1 February 2020 21:44

You should tell him that money is his only girlfriend now.

Aiden89 23

Sunday 2 February 2020 5:16

Dating a Jew?

JasonThorn 20

Friday 7 February 2020 16:25

Wow...stereotype much?

daengh 15

Monday 3 February 2020 20:15

Given the quotes around 'boyfriend', does he know he's your boyfriend?

Demitrius 12

Wednesday 2 December 2020 22:12

Is your boyfriend Mr Krabs?

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Today, I told my son to get a job and start paying rent. Five minutes later he transferred me rent for the next 5 years. When I demanded to know where he got that kind of money, he showed me his bank statements. He’s made more money mining Bitcoin than I’ve made in 15 years. FML

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You deserved it 1 363

Today, I went out with this girl I really liked and she came back to my place. Things were heating up and we ended up having sex. I was on top and really into it but in the middle of it she held up her wrist and said, "Huh, look at the time, I gotta get home." She wasn't wearing a watch. FML

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Today, my boyfriend's daughter asked me what would happen if she chose to stop urinating for two weeks. She wanted to know whether it would kill her or just start coming out of her mouth. She's 17 years-old, and was deadly serious. FML

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You deserved it 3 297

Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet. And then fling it at me. FML

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You deserved it 6 531

Today, on my birthday, my mother described my birth like a large, painful bowel movement in front of all my friends. FML

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Today, as usual, I work nights and sleep during the day. I found out that my brother uses my car and never puts gas in it when he called me for the first time to actually ask me if he could borrow my car, and also to lend him $20 to put gas in it. FML

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You deserved it 136

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for well over an hour while riding it up to my weight and fitness class. Very funny, universe. FML

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You deserved it 9 475

Today, while helping my father build a shelf, I suggested that we should probably use the instruction manual. He suggested I should probably shut the fuck up and do it his way. FML

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You deserved it 15 238