Moving on

By Awesome - 17/08/2011 00:05

Today, I found out that I was moving to Germany. I'm going to be put back a year in school because of the system change. I also don't speak a word of German. Why? Because my mother wants to brag about this experience to her friends. FML
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kameryn25 3

that's not so bad at least Germans drink like crazy and you can drive as fast as you want in some parts of the country. sounds like any teenagers dream.

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Iamnotmyself 17

You know what, this is not ok, you should scare her with a bunny, get garden gnomes to conspire against her, and throw away any childhood awards. Then sue.

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Ldesu 0

Think of it this way: the climate will be warmer and more mild compared to where you live right now and you can travel to a nice sunny beach much easier in summer.

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njalexs 1

actually no I lived in Germany for four years it's not very warm and the nearest sunny beaches are on the coast Germany is a big country dumbass.

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Ldesu 0

Yeah, I mean, it's not like Russia is colder and further from good beaches than Germany or anything.

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eatmyshortssss1 8

I'll take "Not Okay" for $200, Alex.

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

Did she throw away all your trophies away because they looked the same too?

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superangryandy 2

Older fml reference hahaha

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doctor_awesome 8

essen Scheiße. there. now you know how to say "eat shit" (or something like that) you'll do just fine.

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IndiRae 9

"Hi welcome to our country, it's wonderful to have a newcomer!" "Uhh, eat shit?"

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doctor_awesome 8

I see no problem. that's a great conversation.

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VeganVampyre 26

Or, try "Guten tag, wie geht es ihnen?" (Good day, how are you?) =)

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coltsrock37 15

See how smashed you can get and tell your mom she has something new to brag about

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crazyredbug 0

We had a German exchange student my Junior year. You could Drink at 15. Just become a raging alcoholic, that'll teach her :-p

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shaniquaaa 8

Its not really all that great. I moved here a year ago and I hate it here. I got put back a year too. -.-

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ngarcia333 0

What do you mean it's not great? You get to freeze your ass off in July. In winter you freeze your ass off too and it'll be dark by 6 pm. And we've all heard about Germany's famous parties(not ( well, except Love Parade) )

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VeganVampyre 26

Are you kidding?! I freaking love Germany!

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angel_kiss88 0

Um do you know anything about Germany? The sun doesn't set until 10 pm.

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shaniquaaa 8

in the summer it sets around 8 or 9 pm and in the winter it sets at 6 or 7 pm

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