Nice timing

By Mee - 10/09/2010 05:30 - United States

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Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML
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BeautifulDizaztr 0

If you're wearing white or something short, then def your period. Boners go away after a bit,...that period stain lasts all day and possibly forever.

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theskaterdude123 0

ptob getting a period in class is the worse

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guineagirl 18

periods are way worse there's blood everywhere which can permanently ruin your clothes people can see it behind you and in front you get cramps moody cravings for certain foods and you can't really ''get relief'' from yourself or anyone due to blood (some girls don't have this much to deal with)

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dementxrs 12

periods are 100% worse, because boners, yeah, they may hurt (i wouldn't know) and they may show if you get up, but easy way to hide it: take your binder/books out of your bag and hold it so it covers up your crap. with periods, there is no easy solution. hiding a huge red stain is terrible and difficult, not to mention it smells bad if you can't clean it up right away. once, in class, i got my period and didn't realize. when i stood up, my chair and my butt were both red. it was humiliating! so boners are like getting a shot compared to having a drill shoved in your dick.

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cwl727 32

Period because if you are not prepared you could leak and stain your pants. Besides a boner will go away after a while but your period lasts a week.

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Nat52482 25

Period..just having a boner doesn't mean you have to excuse yourself from class without knowing whether the blood is through your pants or not and risking people seeing that blood...not to mention you have to go the rest of the day with those pants on.

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Pelpa 6

Periods because you can't really tell when they come, also you can't just go to the bathroom. Some teachers won't let you.(My school has a rule that you can't leave the class in the first and last ten minutes of class.) If you say you have lady troubles everyone will know what you mean, and if you just run out they'll get it too. You might not even have a pad. Boners are pretty easy to hide. Periods are about as easy to hide as a huge crap in your pants.

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fantasyworld 37

Periods stain if you're wearing white while imagining your naked grandma can make the boner go away.

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magnetic_aura 26

Did you reach a consensus?

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stuckanemone7 7

Period, because it takes longer to go away.

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miss_amphetamine 24

A period...would definitely be worse. A boner can go away and leave no evidence, but a period can't do that..

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happypenguins 24

Periods for sure if you don't use a tampon right away it feels like you peed your pants and what if if your wearing light wash jeans or white those pants are done for good

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