Wrong end of the stick

By anonymous - 09/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML
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jingojango 0

lol dang...can't wait till the call comes from the angry parent asking why her son told her she was on her period after getting scolded....

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MissDanish17 5

Lol really? a kindagardaner will not know what a period is.

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stephan18 23

These are the moments kids will remember forever.. From now on, you're THAT teacher

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sophielotus 2

No 113, he won't. But when he uses it in context around the house, his mom sure will.

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jingojango 0

lol dang...can't wait till the call comes from the angry parent asking why her son told her she was on her period after getting scolded....

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ZleveL 0

please, my idiot grade 1 teacher taught us about sex, because there was a naked sculpture in an art book. I WAS 5 YEARS OLD! it definetley scarred me

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Jaxro 6

I hope you didnt go into great detail about it. If not, he should be fine :P

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Get_Naykid 0

Kinder gardeners are starting early on their knowledge. How did it make you feel?

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Jimboom 11

Just goes to show you. The world does not revolve around you or your problems. Even if your on your period. A lesson all women need to learn.

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123sploosh 0

remove yourself from the human gene pool, please

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fwank 1

you should remove yourself with that hair. XD

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ouchthatsux 0

94- it's true, You aren't the center of the universe just cause you have your period. Boys can go through moods after breaking up or things like that, but we aren't asking for ******* praise are we?

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Taekwondude 0

Yeah, I think the period thing is starting to become an excuse at certain points.

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superguppy19 3

u are the biggest asshole I have ever met u need to be more appreciative and respectful to women jerk

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kkmaclay 3

Guys are te ones who expect us to clean up after them, make them food, and suck their dicks. And WE'RE the ones who need to learn the world doesn't revolve around us?!?

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ChloeC926 9

Ur a jerk! Its not our fault we have mood swings, dumbass! And i think ur talking abt urself and not girls.

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sarah56195 0

Just leave this planet and never come back. Thanks.

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missedwidow 5

Oh ignore this ass. He's just mad he doesn't get laid and women turn him down.

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stephan18 23

131 - shut the hell up... I bet you don't say that crap when you're cumming all over your bf face after 5 minutes of tongue action or when he pays you stuff cuz I'm betting with that attitude you don't pay for much

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Geekyandproud 19

Off is the general direction in which I wish you would ****.

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musicsnob79 0

#5-I bet the world does revolve around you, though. Dick.

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idk_what_2_put 0

I'm pretty sure it does

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TidusBlade 0

He would have probably found out soon enough anyways xD

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junjouromantica 0

#5, stop being an asshole. It's hard to think straight if blood is staining your underwear and possibly going through your clothes for everyone to see. And on top of that, this world does not need that sexist attitude. And by the way, it's "you're on your period," learn some grammar. Baka.

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Jackbagger_fml 0

try having a RBS for you women that's random boner syndrome it's not easy focusing when you have a hard on and people can see it

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whereisbob_fml 0

thats a really crap definition of a period....

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iwadasn 32

Well, when you consider that she was explaining it to a kindergartener...

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okay17 7

#100, I'm a woman and I agree with him too. Even if you're speaking to a kindergartener, why would you mention it's when a woman has mood swings? That's not true for a lot of women, and it gives young boys the excuse early on of "oh, she's just on her period."

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quackImapenguin 16

It's not just a lot of women it's not true for, it's most. Only women with premenstrual dysphoric disorder actually have mood swings around their period, and they make up only about 8% of women. Many who don't actually have mood swings think they do because when they're on their period they blame the emotions they'd feel whether they were on their period or not on their period.

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Jimboom 11

Oh, I'm sorry you think that #6 and #8. If you excuse me I must be having a sympathy period as my other half is on. No? Ok, try this. I haven't had sex in weeks so it's hard to think with all this testosterone building up in my balls. Still no? Well then FYL because you obviously don't understand sarcasm or comedy

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Jackbagger_fml 0

women these days always wanting attention you sir make the world enjoyable I'm sure of that unlike these attentionhoes

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secretxxx06 6

you haven't had sex in weeks? not surprising...

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ChloeC926 9

Just one day, guys shuld have periods and have the worst cramps in da whole world so they learn wat we go through! And u noe wat?! U guys r ppl r all assholes for being sexists! Im not saying u boys dont go through stuff as bad but damn it! Just give us a break for a little! >:(

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missedwidow 5

You haven't ha sex in weeks cos you're a disrespectful low-life brain dead sexist. That is all.

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tegraturbo2000 15

cant trust something that bleeds for 7 days and doesnt die :p

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