Family, Death and Parents: No love lost

No love lost

By burn in hell - 25/09/2012 21:28 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my estranged mother texted me saying, "Gran died, LOL." My grandmother and I were fairly close, so I was shocked and disgusted. I gave her the benefit of the doubt and asked if she knew what "LOL" meant. She did. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2022 17:02

Today, my phone made a random noise. I jokingly said, "Wow, I wonder who died now?" Turns out it was my son's grandmother. I had to explain it because I screamed. I also got to tell his dad that his mom just died. FML

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By RIP - 15/07/2012 05:02 - United States

Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2015 12:53 - United States

Today, my mom was talking about my grandma's approaching death. When she saw I was getting upset, she gave me a weird look and asked me if I was PMSing. FML

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By unlolable4321 - 28/04/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, my mother sent a letter to my best friend trying to comfort her over the death of her mother. She signed the letter "LOL, Jen" thinking LOL stood for "lots of love." FML

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By fuckthat - 18/02/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, my grandmother called. She greeted me by my mother's name. When I told her it wasn't my mother, she apologized and corrected herself, but this time she addressed me as my sister. When I told her it wasn't my sister either, she said, "Sorry, wrong number" and hung up. FML

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Don't know, don't care

By Anonymous - 30/06/2022 00:00

Today, I called my mom to let her know that my father, her ex-husband, suffered a series of mini strokes. Her reply was essentially, "Oh that sucks. Are you still taking your grandmother to lunch sometime this week?" Dad lives halfway across the country. FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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By ubbernoob - 05/03/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

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By like - 14/03/2009 05:50 - United States

Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML

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By WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 26 September 2012 0:15

It stands for Little Old Lady. Everyone knows that!

epikarugger05 1

Wednesday 26 September 2012 0:15

That sucks, OP. I'm truly sorry for your loss. :(

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amcane 3

Wednesday 26 September 2012 4:09

i'm sorry for your lose

Maraudera 6

Wednesday 26 September 2012 4:26

Explains why she's estranged

rampersaud 10

Wednesday 26 September 2012 4:34

This of from tumblr.

limitedition 25

Wednesday 26 September 2012 4:36

Sounds like you made a good decision keeping her at a distance. Sorry about your grandma.

PhishloverA 14

Wednesday 26 September 2012 4:47

What did your gran do that deserves to be laughed at when dead? Or is your mother just that cold and heartless?

Serenity77 11

Wednesday 26 September 2012 5:07

She could have thought it meant Lots Of Love....it's kind of obvious she most likely would've thought that...:p

the_true_batman 10

Wednesday 26 September 2012 5:44

But she says that she knew what it meant, meaning her mother told her that it meant "laugh out loud". The only possibility is that OP is dumb as a sack of nails and asked her mom "Do you know what lol means?" and her mom responded with "Yes." and she went "OH MY GAWD SHE KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS!" No one is that stupid. The fact that you think that that is a possibility means that you don't think it sounds like unlikely, meaning you're the only person who is even almost stupid enough to jump to the conclusion that someone definitely knows something just because they say they do.