Health, Fight, Public freakouts and Kids: No match for the overwhelming force - FML

No match for the overwhelming force

By biotch - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, as a volunteer at the local daycare, I was with 3 and 4 year olds. They thought it would be funny to trip me and then jump on my back. I hit my elbow hard on the ground. A bunch of pre-schoolers beat me up. FML

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kitkatkelly 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:43

Kids are monsters. Tiny, ruthless monsters.

nuked 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:41

I guess you already know how many 5-year olds you can beat up: 0

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GothamKnight 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:08

I feel your pain. You don't expect them to hit hard at all but when they kick you with their heelys, it HURTS.

FreedomFirst 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:29

Yep, that doesn't surprise me. Now you know why moms don't get any sleep. Can't even sit down without being mauled. Remember that the next time you don't feel like using a condom......

JRSpaniel 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 21:57

Those preschoolers can be vicious.

EG_dod 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 22:03

Did they tabletop you and break your kneecaps? I feel you pain, kids are vicious!

smartii 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 22:51

xD funny. I babysit a four year old all the time and one time she tried stabbing me with a butter knife :) OP- sorry mayb next time you'll make friends with them?? Haha

CyclonePsycho 1

Sunday 7 June 2009 23:06

Kids are effin vicious.

Twins_Rock27 0

Monday 8 June 2009 2:16

wow just... wow

ZH13 0

Monday 8 June 2009 6:12

you hit your elbow and that's your idea of getting "beat up?"

Rastaa_fml 0

Monday 8 June 2009 7:25

toughen up !

BabySunshine 1

Monday 8 June 2009 9:42

I hate kids.

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Today, I already hate the holidays. My mom has been trying to be helpful, but has severe undiagnosed memory problems that our family ignores. They've also ignored all the house repairs, but have no problem consoling her while she cries how mean I am for missing her party, because I used my vacation time to fix the house. FML

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You deserved it 120

Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML

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Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML

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You deserved it 6 607

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when he asked if it was okay to finish on my back. Not only did he do that but he also got it on my neck, the side of my face, and my hair which I'd just gotten done at the salon for almost $200 and can't wash for 2 days. FML.

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