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By SadIndianLife - 15/11/2015 21:00 - India - Delhi

Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2013 23:19 - United States - Lebanon

Today, I realized my family is more excited to see my girlfriend than they are to see me. FML

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Time to bail

By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 08:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML

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By rert - 16/07/2019 06:00

Today, after my girlfriend told her mother that she is seeing a different guy than me because her mother doesn’t approve of me, I learned that she is also seeing said guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 05:50 - United States - Harrison

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML

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By lousy - 31/01/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I live with my mother and realized she goes out with her friends and dates more times a week than I do in a single month. FML

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By anonymous - 27/06/2015 17:40 - United States

Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML

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Is it not your baby as well?

By Anonymous - 06/03/2021 05:03

Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML

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By really?? - 02/06/2014 07:33 - United States - Dinuba

Today, my boyfriend's mother hung a picture of him and his ex-girlfriend up. We've been together for 3 years now. Guess she really does hate me. FML

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Casual

By Eagle - 26/01/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML

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Paws_Cat 29

Monday 16 November 2015 12:07

It would seem that in this case Stacy's mom doesn't have it going on.

may14th 26

Monday 16 November 2015 12:02

That's a bit creepy to be honest.

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openminded8 17

Wednesday 18 November 2015 2:07

milf?

Triberius 4

Wednesday 18 November 2015 4:08

Kid tested, mother approved.

JHamm2121 15

Wednesday 18 November 2015 4:35

What's the problem? If your girl is acting like she's not into you just lay it to her mom. It's the American way! (And yes I know you're from India just trying to help OP.

NodakN8V 25

Wednesday 18 November 2015 15:08

I swear this is how some movies start...

tommyh92 15

Wednesday 18 November 2015 15:58

Go for the mother instead then?? Sounds like a win win

DoomSkuller 28

Thursday 19 November 2015 2:18

I wonder, exactly how into you is your girlfriend? would she care if you left her? and for her mom? If not, I say go for it :P

Bam6849 7

Thursday 19 November 2015 5:20

bang her mom

pranil 14

Thursday 19 November 2015 21:48

hmm i see u have a choice here

Uuuuxc 7

Friday 20 November 2015 5:34

I agree with the "do the mom" campaign. Take that MILF for a spin

fucktammy 14

Friday 20 November 2015 12:09

I would plan a threesome. If i were u

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Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML

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