Miscellaneous: Not cool

Not cool

By ash203 - 12/12/2009 21:38 - United States

Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss's 13-year-old son. FML

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You deserved it 50 365

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By boss_daughter - 20/05/2015 12:03 - United States

Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML

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Nice to know

By Sarah - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML

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You deserved it 1 800

Don't drink and letch

By GonnaGetFired - 31/03/2010 00:11 - United States

Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML

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You deserved it 40 377

Not funny, guys

By person - 20/09/2015 23:57 - United States - League City

Today, I accidentally fell asleep at work after working a 12-hour shift. Instead of waking me up, my coworkers spiked my coffee mug with whiskey and told my boss I was drunk. My boss wouldn't even listen to my side of the story and fired me. FML

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You deserved it 2 991

By Sundendako - 27/01/2010 10:20 - Australia

Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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You deserved it 3 551

By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 69 046

By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 09:59 - United States

Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss's wife. I work for my parents. FML

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You deserved it 2 997

By Christinemh329 - 17/02/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML

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You deserved it 2 514

jhines08 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 2:05

YDI for getting drunk at a WORK EVENT. That said, props to you for giving the young guy a show he will never forget. I'm sure he appreciates it. lol

Metallica139 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 1:59

YDI

Comments

jewelsfml 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 15:32

you're disgusting. grow up dumbass

jewelsfml 0

Friday 9 September 2011 22:44

its dumbasses like u who ruin drinking at company parties. ur pathetic

stevieb123 7

Wednesday 26 October 2011 14:14

How old r u ??

longshot127 7

Thursday 8 December 2011 2:59

Your ******

Tempest559 12

Saturday 21 April 2012 0:00

Lucky kid, unless you're fat.

akg98 13

Friday 22 June 2012 19:11

I'm 13... And if ik the guys in my class...... he probably enjoyed it... Unless OP is ugly af

Jayy90 1

Saturday 3 November 2012 18:24

Honestly, I say FYL because I think it was wrong for your boss to have his son at a work party where alcohol was allowed.

DreamyMia 16

Friday 5 July 2013 2:35

I beg your pardon... I've been friends with boys since a very early age and I'm a girl. With thirteen... they already talked about **** some weren't virgins anymore by that time so... The only problem I see here is why did her boss took the son in first place if there was alcool involved and the kid was that innocent... Of course OP should know her limits but still. The kid shouldn't be there. So FYL, OP. Any other case though, and I would say YDI... if it wasn't for the fact that the kid shouldn't be there in first place.