Not cool

By ash203 - 12/12/2009 21:38 - United States

Spicy
Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss's 13-year-old son. FML
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jhines08 0

YDI for getting drunk at a WORK EVENT. That said, props to you for giving the young guy a show he will never forget. I'm sure he appreciates it. lol

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2npac 0

Drunk Staff and Party should never go together. Be glad your hoe ass didn't get fired since that is sexual harassment, or maybe in your case, attempted statutory rape!

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Cloudy_fml 0

Not attempted statutory rape... But indecently exposing yourself to a minor is probably illegal.

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fakepolice 0

That's taking cougar to the next level... Give him 5 to 10 years before you get 5-10 yrs lol

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BikerMike 0

hopefully the offender is a woman and the boy got a christmas present that he will never forget

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jonnymohio 2

Not that it makes a difference, but are you a male or female? A woman flashes her boobs, probably gave the kid a thrill. A man flashing his penis, now that's another ball game altogether and probably illegal. Since you haven't been fired, I'm assuming you're a woman.

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wet11 2

Today this stupid guy flashed his huge wang front of me and it was nasty to see it. FML

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lostfaithinpppl 19

Wow! Hope you are fired now. And next time go easy on alcohol.

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allmidnighteyes 10

This sounds like something that could be on TFLN (407 [or any other FL area code]): his 13 yr old kid saw my ****. i need to stop drinking.

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