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Not cool

By ash203 - 12/12/2009 21:38 - United States

Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss's 13-year-old son. FML

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You deserved it 50 365

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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You deserved it 151

By boss_daughter - 20/05/2015 12:03 - United States

Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML

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You deserved it 14 252

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML

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You deserved it 20 688

Nice to know

By Sarah - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML

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You deserved it 1 800

Don't drink and letch

By GonnaGetFired - 31/03/2010 00:11 - United States

Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML

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You deserved it 40 377

Not funny, guys

By person - 20/09/2015 23:57 - United States - League City

Today, I accidentally fell asleep at work after working a 12-hour shift. Instead of waking me up, my coworkers spiked my coffee mug with whiskey and told my boss I was drunk. My boss wouldn't even listen to my side of the story and fired me. FML

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You deserved it 2 991

By Sundendako - 27/01/2010 10:20 - Australia

Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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You deserved it 3 551

By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 557

You deserved it 69 046

By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 09:59 - United States

Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss's wife. I work for my parents. FML

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You deserved it 2 997

By Christinemh329 - 17/02/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML

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You deserved it 2 514

jhines08 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 2:05

YDI for getting drunk at a WORK EVENT. That said, props to you for giving the young guy a show he will never forget. I'm sure he appreciates it. lol

Metallica139 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 1:59

YDI

Comments

alex1432 9

Sunday 13 December 2009 5:18

lucky kid... are your yabos nice?

cthulhu1138 1

Sunday 13 December 2009 5:22

Now paging Chris Hansen.

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 5:23

To make up for it you should show 'em to us. 8)

bradg 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 5:40

******* BITCH ****, HE SHOULD DEFINETLY BANG U IT WOULD BE SO AWESOME POST A PIC SO I CAN SEE UR HAIRY ******

myfriend_youfail 3

Sunday 13 December 2009 5:54

....anger issues much, Capslock Captain?

Twincest 11

Sunday 13 December 2009 6:07

You got a date!!

jestor 4

Sunday 13 December 2009 6:18

2-3 drinks at office functions... that's experiance I speaking from....

LemonStarship 5

Sunday 13 December 2009 6:26

You blinded him

caper1234 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 6:31

hey do you do bacehlor parties?

jamie_leeann23 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 7:27

Why would you drink so much to get drunk at a party from work, not only is that way unprofessional but totally stupid. YDI

PinkRoseLove 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 7:28

i'm sorry but you should be fired for that.

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Today, I took my friend to the E.R. for an eye infection. While waiting, I proclaimed, "Why, Jesus?!" jokingly. Well, the gigantic biker sitting next to me, who had found religion in prison and is a born again Christian, was not pleased. He spent the next four hours trying to convert me. FML

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Today, I called off my engagement because I fell in love with my best friend of 10 years since we recently reconnected. I confessed my feelings to her and asked her out. She rejected me and said she only sees me as a friend. Now I’m completely single. FML

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Today, I had to sit in a three-seat truck between my dad and his best friend on a 4-hour trip to Detroit. It was great, besides their incessant crude jokes and stories, including chafing ball sacks, and naming their new radio station, "Chicks With Dicks Radio." FML

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Today, in a coffee shop, I purchased two doughnuts and cup of coffee, a regular order which I've bought many times before. Today the cost was $1 less and when I inquired why, I was told, "I gave you the senior's discount." Their policy is a senior discount for anyone over 55. I turned 50 last week. FML

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Today, I'm a graduate of a wealthy public school in So Cal. It astonishes me how many of my classmates don’t see a problem with today’s politicians, or gas, rent, and food prices. I was given shelter but had to earn everything I had growing up. I knew I wasn’t crazy though they acted like I was. FML

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You deserved it 128

Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML

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You deserved it 3 267

Today, my best friend told me he masturbates to my Instagram page. Thanks, I guess. FML

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Today, I took a trip to Wal-Mart. There's a car wash that they conveniently built right outside of this Wal-Mart. So as I was leaving, I decided to make use of this car wash, not even thinking about the $200 worth of groceries I had just purchased. I drive a pick-up truck. FML

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