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By Anonymous - 14/11/2013 10:57 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML

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By mako - 26/05/2017 02:00

Today, I sent my mom a link to a news article via Facebook. Immediately after sending, however, I noticed I had forgotten to copy the news article's link, and what I had sent instead was the last thing I had copied and pasted: a porn link. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 22:38 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML

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By retard99 - 21/03/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML

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Busted

By Extended_desktop - 11/09/2011 17:53 - Poland

Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML

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By identitychangeplease - 19/09/2012 20:41 - Sweden - Nyn?shamn

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

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By themanontheright - 01/03/2010 20:50 - United States

Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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By motherfucked - 15/01/2016 17:07 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I tried to send my friend a link to a really weird porno. Unfortunately, Google Hangouts popped up with a message from my mom. I didn't realize the keyboard focus had switched until I hit Ctrl+V and Enter real quick. Now I'm grounded. FML

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Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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Surprise !

By Shrekkk - 02/07/2019 06:14

Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML

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thatnucca 36

Thursday 14 November 2013 16:03

Now she gets to see the world through your eyes then...

skilova4lifezzz 19

Thursday 14 November 2013 16:04

At least you weren't the person who got a **** link of their mother.. That would have been awkward for the both of you!

Comments

mattyiscool123 26

Thursday 14 November 2013 22:13

That's why you always need to double check

Lillalein 11

Thursday 14 November 2013 22:16

The hell did you copy a **** URL for?

spoo 24

Thursday 14 November 2013 22:33

Watching it? Switching Browsers? ...... obviously it is not a concept you have dealt with

ohnowhy 7

Thursday 14 November 2013 22:21

Have fun next time you go out to lunch

awilliams44 9

Thursday 14 November 2013 22:30

Why would u copy a **** URL.?

rgri 11

Thursday 14 November 2013 22:36

Sounds like a sticky sitituation

thehomied420 4

Thursday 14 November 2013 22:50

What kind of **** was it?

JackRH 1

Thursday 14 November 2013 22:56

Why did you need to copy the url of a **** site?

kugelblitz_ 11

Thursday 14 November 2013 23:01

Why would you want to copy that

EvilLittleMan 23

Friday 15 November 2013 0:17

What a dumb ass but it could be worse by coping the URL of your **** debut in LIttle Dick and the Candle Wick.

Dramori 29

Friday 15 November 2013 0:57

Wait a sec - you were watching **** whilst on the phone to your mum? Ew!

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