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By nooooooooob - 05/10/2011 08:59 - United States

Today, after a long bike-ride home, I thought my roommate was being a douche and holding the door shut to our apartment. After about ten minutes of shoulder-slamming and name calling, I discovered that I just wasn't turning the key all the way, which I found out when my roomie came home. FML

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You deserved it 35 158

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to make a dramatic exit after arguing with my flatmate. I slammed the door, but the handle broke, and I had to ask him for help to fix it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 85

You deserved it 526

By brandon - 10/01/2011 17:04 - Canada

Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to unlock my garage door. After shouting several profanities, my roommate walked up to me, turned the key the other way, and unlocked it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 630

You deserved it 33 383

By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 313

You deserved it 37 466

By me - 20/12/2010 02:26 - Bulgaria

Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 089

You deserved it 5 651

HELP!

By anon - 07/01/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I thought I could try and fix the broken door handle on my bedroom door. After a series of unsuccessful attempts, I got stuck inside my room. The only person who knew? My roommate, who was too busy playing loud video games to help. FML

I agree, your life sucks 388

You deserved it 152

By killmenow - 23/04/2014 14:54 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 836

You deserved it 14 415

By megmo7 - 04/10/2010 08:24 - United States

Today, my roommate who stays out til 4 or 5 in the morning each night got her key to the dorm fixed. I've been having to stay up nightly to let her in (my normal bedtime being 12:00) How'd they fix it? Turns out it was never broken she was just putting the key in the slot wrong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 469

You deserved it 4 483

By pottyhostage - 08/11/2010 21:26 - Sweden

Today, I freaked out when I couldn't get my bathroom door open. After ten minutes of panic when thinking about how I'd be stuck there for at least 8 hours until my roommate would get home, and another five mentally going over survival skills, I realized that I had forgotten to unlock the door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 889

You deserved it 45 117

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By Imnotfromhere - 16/06/2021 10:59

Today, my neighbor told me to stop pushing the elevator buttons and opening doors with my feet. I bitched him out, because he's been making a huge issue out of it for months. Right after, I realized I forgot my keys inside and he's the only person around who could let me back into the building. FML

I agree, your life sucks 185

You deserved it 1 857

By Notthekeytosuccess - 12/04/2017 00:00

Today, I broke my key unlocking my dorm room. When I pushed the door open in frustration, the door opened with no problem. Turns out it was unlocked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 592

You deserved it 1 719

every1luvsboners 11

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:10

And behind door number one we have......oh wait, I can't get this damn thing open, shit. WTF is going on?

Jdeluxh 12

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:07

It's okay; doors are hard to figure out.

Comments

melissaxo3 1

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:13

Dang , a whole ten minutes? oh you poor thing you ;)

stormchaser24 24

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:14

That is funny. But don't assume next time. Always check the key lock. YDI

Enigmax2514 7

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:14

The long ride took off a few brain cells? I don't see any other explanation...

kitsune3 20

Thursday 6 October 2011 1:02

People don't have to be stupid to make a simple mistake. I know plenty of people who have been in this exact same situation, including myself. I'm not afraid to admit it, because unlike you, I'm intelligent and mature enough to understand that everyone makes mistakes, and doing so does not make someone stupid. Maybe sitting in front of your screen trying to make others feel stupid has taken off a few of YOUR braincells, dickweed.

Enigmax2514 7

Thursday 6 October 2011 1:32

Yes, and if u were mature and intelligent, you wouldn't even respond to this, nor use that kind of language and tone. It just proves you're a dumb kid trying to sound cool on a website. Furthermore, if u were intelligent. You would hear the joking tone of my post, if you're too stupid to comprehend, check out my profile ********. Seems to me you're just another arrogant moronic bastard in denial trolling an fml page go and take your meds and a chill pill uptight fun-Nazi

MeganCello 8

Thursday 6 October 2011 2:34

Says the one who can't even spell ******* "you" correctly. Ooh, better watch my language.

Enigmax2514 7

Thursday 6 October 2011 3:27

Says the one who is so dumb he thinks that short forms and abbreviations are not allowed on the web

Enigmax2514 7

Thursday 6 October 2011 4:53

I agr so I onli dd it fr de wrd "u"

oSwag 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 8:02

Just stop. It's done.

Yousuck24 21

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:15

Are you sure Casper wasn't holding the door shut?

HideouslyHuman 10

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:09

Casper is much too friendly to do that,my friend,Much too friendly.Hence Casper the friendly ghost

Epic_Fail911 15

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:15

YDI for having a bike-ride home

ikickgingers 15

Wednesday 5 October 2011 17:17

Uh I have a car and I bike as well? Is that not allowed??

deviable 9

Wednesday 5 October 2011 19:04

Bikeist!

AlbinoBear 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:17

You should of kicked the door down like the cops

AnonymousTroll 2

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:19

OP will be an impressive burglar pater in his life.

SCREAM4meeee 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:22

Really? Ten minutes? You really are a determined person OP.

AnonymousTroll 2

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:23

OP will be an impressive burglar later in his life.

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:26

#20, you're photo is very disturbing...

alpaquette91 9

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:29

Typing "Fail" for first comment is no longer acceptable. Come up with something a little more... unique.

fanceh 10

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:30

D'oh!

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:35

oops, sorry #20, my comment got posted to the wrong FML.

Lights_Out_fml 6

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:19

*roomie walks up* "Oh hey what are you doing?" "trying to open this door from my stupid roomie" "Oh okay" *walks away*

DHoffmann 9

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:20

I've got to admit, that's a little retarded because it's usually obvious when someone isn't home. For me, anyways.

JinxosGirl87 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:20

Your roommate would have to be pretty immature if you think they would hold the door shut while you're trying to get in. Either that, or you're an illogical moron.