op I feel so sorry for you hunt him down and kick his asssss

I understand the money and rings but what can he do with your marriage cert

Depending what country he fled to, maybe he'll forge the certificate with some woman so he can't be deported? That's the only thing I can think of, and I'm probably wrong.

Sounds like he's the worst man. No? Ok

Im just gonna polish these for ya on my way to quba...

I've heard of party crashers before, but this is ridiculous...

Is julle van die plein af of van benoni, net in afrika lol

It must have been the wedding ring that was dropped in the garbage.

Quba? Is that next to china? O.O

What. A. ********!

Postpone? Wouldn't you want to just end it all if he up and left you abandoned there on such an important event? Maybe OP should consider it a blessing that they DIDNT get married. At least now she didn't have to go through a painful marriage that may very well have , by the looks of sir-douche-alot- ended up in divorce!

Nevermind I completely take that back. I read the whole fml wrong. Apologies

72. It wasn't her husband that left. Read it again carefully next time, so you can process everything that was said.

its probably in a garbage can at a fast food place

hmm he probably had a good reason lol

i read it that also

103- I see what you did there :p

Why are there 3 number 2s?

Someone doesn't know how to count! Lol

Noo! A boner's joke can't be thumbed down!

^ I thumbed it up immediately. :)

So funny

Could you guys suck his dick anymore?

46, I believe the proper term would be sucking his boner.

His comment makes no sense.

Hi #2 1/3

I can just picture a few days later the best man will be posting, Today, I was arrested by police because of a misunderstanding. My best friend paid me to run off with all of his credentials so he could finally have an excuse to get out of marrying his psycho soon to be wife. What he didn't tell me is that she would flip shit and call every police department known to man. FML.

Are you sure you didn't accidently drop it in the trash and blame the bestman?

Shouldn't we be focusing on the fact that there are 2 3s

The FML staff is trying to keep us on our toes by duplicating the numbers. Tricky tricky you guys!

Can someone explain what he means? I don't understand what he is trying to say.

Worst best oxymoron ever

Best wurst ever. Mmmmmmm

Ever man worst best. Oh, that one doesn't work huh?

Bratwurst forever.

Someone can use large terms!

Are they large? Personally I don't think so.

Kindness?

for the nookie