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While I didn't get attacked by my blender, I attempted to make a smoothie last week. When I turned the jar, the base didn't come with it, nor did the blade, and smoothie poured out the now-open hole in the bottom of the glass. I was sort of lost for words, and I couldn't fix it. >:( Blenders are horrifying.. get a nice hand-blender. :V
If you actually READ the rules before commenting, you'd know that you HAVE TO WRITE TODAY whenever you begin an FML.
Hahahahaha, Good job to the boyfriend for making this FML very, very funny :P
Every blender I've ever used has had a plastic jar. I don't think a glass one, full of smoothie crap, would be light enough to FLY off without giving you at least a few seconds to get out of the way. And while I'm sure being hit by a flying blender jar would hurt, its not like it's gonna leave you in the hospital clinging to life. (You were obviously well enough to post an FML about it.) YDI, if you're old enough to have a boyfriend, you're old enough to learn to use kitchen appliances properly. And LOL at your boyfriend. (And for the people who think anyone who finds the boyfriend funny is obviously a dude, well, I'm very much female, just one who is fully capable of making smoothies =] )
Okay. You really should know how to work a blender. Lol. It really isn't that hard. Lol You prolly just had one of those moments if you get what im saying. Lol. But If my boyfriend asked if i was makin him a smoothie, i'm not really sure if i would laugh hysterically, or beyond pissed. Tell him to f*** off and make his own damn smoothie!!
hahahaha my boyfriend would do the same thing. that sucks!
why do you keep seeing him if he's so stupid?
Lol its sounds really funny, but if my bf every did that to me i would probably punch his lights out:)
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haven't you ever seen someone use a blender before? did you ever wonder why they always had a hand on the top of it? lol i hate to sound so mean, but you seriously deserve it... i mean really! thats a lack of common sense right there
You didn't clean your kitchen for weeks?