Miscellaneous: Ouch

Ouch

By lifesmells - 27/06/2009 00:29 - Canada

Today, I learned that when blender jars aren't locked, they fly off the blender, into the air, hit you in the head and explode all over your kitchen. Today, I also learned that after I'm attacked by a flying blender, the first thing my boyfriend asks is if I'm still gonna make him a smoothie. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2023 16:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I was excited to try out my new blender, but when I turned it on, the lid flew off and sprayed smoothie all over my kitchen. Now I have a fruity polka dot pattern on parts of my kitchen's walls and ceiling. FML

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You deserved it 347

Crunchy

By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 12:00 - Denmark - Randers

Today, I made a smoothie with all the healthy ingredients I could find. As I took my first sip, I realized too late that I had accidentally blended in a dead fly that had fallen into the blender. FML

I agree, your life sucks 337

You deserved it 155

Bad omen

By cutiepatootie - 03/01/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for a party when I accidentally knocked my blender off the counter. After taking a half an hour to clean up all the glass, I went upstairs to get the spare blender I keep in the closet. I tripped, and broke the blender. I just applied for a waitressing job. FML

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You deserved it 6 730

By JBone - 22/01/2009 07:02 - Canada

Today, I was making a smoothie. I didn't plug in the blender until after all the ingredients were inside. I pushed the 'on' button. It was still on when I went to plug it in. With no lid. FML

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You deserved it 33 335

Kitchen nightmares

By Accident-prone af - 07/07/2020 20:02

Today, while making milkshakes, I was pouring and the blender's blades all fell out somehow. I don't know what's worse, that I sliced my finger open when the blades fell out and now there's blood all over, that there's now melted ice cream all over my counter and floor, or that I just wasted an entire tub of ice cream. FML

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You deserved it 210

Blasted

By Fauna - 09/05/2019 04:00

Today, I started to make a protein shake to have a healthy breakfast. It exploded. Turns out, my mom lost the rubber gasket and put the blender back, so it looked ready to use. By the time I cleaned it all up, it was time for me to leave for work. I'm now eating chips from the vending machine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 757

You deserved it 173

By TexasGirl24 - 10/09/2016 12:51 - United States - Houston

Today, I was making a shake at work when the cup fell off the blender. I went to catch it, and instead caught the teeth of the still-spinning mixer. When my hand was still bleeding five minutes later, my supervisor told me to clock out until it stopped. I lost money for getting hurt on the job. FML

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You deserved it 1 223

By Anonymous - 08/02/2016 17:43 - Austria

Today, I made a delicious casserole for dinner. Just as I was about to serve it, a bowl fell from the cupboard above, exploded on the counter and made it rain tiny, sharp glass shards on my food. I can't pick them all out. FML

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You deserved it 1 788

By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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You deserved it 4 472

Hazardous

By Anonymous - 28/09/2016 13:08 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my kitchen is trying to kill me. So far, I've hit my head three times on cupboards that opened themselves, cut open my hand on the microwave door when it slammed shut, and burned my cheek with the "heat-proof" oven mitt when I pushed the hair off my face. FML

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You deserved it 2 505

Seti_fml 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 10:06

haven't you ever seen someone use a blender before? did you ever wonder why they always had a hand on the top of it? lol i hate to sound so mean, but you seriously deserve it... i mean really! thats a lack of common sense right there

crazy_cat_lady24 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 10:37

You didn't clean your kitchen for weeks?

Comments

xOpheliacx 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:25

I'm kind of torn. I wanna say YDI for not locking the blender on. but I wanna say FYL for having a douchebag for a boyfriend.

Canofbier 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:28

I dunno...I think that you people are overreacting. The boyfriend was trying to say something funny to lighten the mood after such a crazy happening, and I doubt he was really that concerned with whether or not he was still getting a smoothie. A lot of girls take themselves too seriously and can't laugh at the stupid/funny things that they do sometimes.

lmmmr 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 17:21

Most people are not inclined to laugh when they are in pain.

calicokitea 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:36

lol. I think that's what my boyfriend would've said. You just take it with a grain of salt and laugh about it, maybe he said it to make you laugh. ;)

The_Ja 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:44

YDI = you dumb idiot?

MaskedManic 1

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:55

YDI = You deserved it But that works too

lastminuteperm 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:52

Your obviously a spoiled brat who never worked a day in her life judging by the fact you can't work a ******* blender. And you complain that your boyfriend is being a "jerk" when he asked you if you were going to still make a smoothie. Maybe not at that second...but when your done cleaning that up. Just because you were an idiot doesn't mean the blender is broken. No...I know why you were complaining. You were so tired from messing up all that work! You need a trip to the spa, princess. Get over it.

lmmmr 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 17:24

Judging from your profile picture, I find it ironic that you are calling anyone a princess. And I fail to see where knowledge of blenders correlates to having "never worked a day in your life." That was a really ignorant comment.

fckaduck 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 19:03

Okay, first of all you sound like a total douche bag so you should probably go ahead and slap yourself in the face. Second, "you're = you are." UGH. And third, I'm quite certain that a very small percentage of jobs require operating a blender. You're a complete fail.

raechel 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 5:35

Haha, you are so ridiculous.

racheal_nichole 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 17:07

haha boys are so dumb. and wtf you didnt know how to use a blender lol

DFA831 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 17:08

Well did you make him a smothie?

moviemaniac97 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 17:10

LOL are you still making me a smoothie

jillz 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 17:12

YDI if you still stay with him after this

ICallKyo 3

Saturday 27 June 2009 17:14

YDI because you didn't lock the blender and didn't hold it down. FYL for having a boyfriend who's sort of insensitive. But mostly YDI for being a retard.