tf shouldn't he know what you look like

You should ask your grandpa how he knows what a cheap Vegas wore looks like with a straight face and in a loud voice.

Is that really less embarrassing than just telling them you were sleep deprived?

Stop attending their functions or spending any time with them -- they don't deserve you! FYL.

There's a youtube vid that shows you how to use bright red lipstick on them under concealer and foundation and it makes them go away completely. it's a super cool trick

Clearly the dark circles are from your late nights whoring.

FYL for having such a disrespectful grand father. Even if you did look like a ***** he should not say it to you in front of an audience. Good luck and don't become like him when growing up OP...

Why be embarrassed? Ive had them since i was born. Genetics, allergies, even general tiredness can cause them.

Too embarrassed to explain?? Why? Explain abd then he's embarrassed!

I'd **** you