You should have listened to what they were saying. Burglars don't often extol the virtues of the Shake-Weight while pulling off a heist. I always leave a mix-DVD of Shake-Weight ads and infomercials playing on a continuous loop at my house.

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why did you leave the tv on in the first place?ydi for not being careful or a lazy ass for not pressing the simple power button.

HA.! :) I wonder what the cop said.

today I heard voices that told me to call the police. to seem less embarrased I turned the tv on so they wouldn't find out I'm a scitzifranic

sounds like u need to watch home alone and get a few pointers

what a fail lol.

haha that's funny.. did u get a fine?

fabulous paranoid

Hahaha, wow. YDI. Big time. Like, this is rediculous.