Miscellaneous: Panic!

Panic!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I came home from a long day at work, and heard voices coming from my living room. I thought my house was being robbed so I called 911. Turns out I left the T.V. on. FML

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NeroKR13 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 16:06

t.v announcer: in other news.. op: oh snap I'm being robbed!

MyNameIsInvictus 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 19:33

Well, what if the TV had a gun and shot him!?

Comments

stevenmx86 7

Saturday 14 January 2012 22:29

Wow you're pathetic. A simple glance or for that matter, logic, would have solved the problem instead you waste tax dollars on your petty bs..

JacobSN 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 3:42

A little bit of home alone there eh?

Kayla860 8

Wednesday 28 March 2012 2:27

#FAIL

doglover100 28

Saturday 17 November 2012 16:03

What was the tv saying?

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