Poetry in politics

By blondie101 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML
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meirasanya 10

And you thought drinking alcohol before an exam would be a good idea because....?

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KrazieKleo 13

You ******* deserve it! Why!?? Are people becoming stupider by the day?

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darkinners 6

drink absinthe on next exam and write something about the fifthly stories between you and your granny.

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icy37 10

political correctness to the extreme........ drinking alcohol before exams are the best ideas ever!

IvanTheWolfie98 10

I see a few anti-Obama comments..wow, and you say democrats are the "salty" ones. Is that a hint of hypocrisy I see?

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sharond23 10

Are you ******* stupid or what? why would you drink right before an exam. ydi

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IThriveWithYourPain 14

Im ******* dying!!

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sarahcroy20 12

I'm pretty sure that if you had drank a whole fifth you would have been falling down drunk so im a bit dubious about this.

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randybryant799 20

I really don't know why you even bothered taking the exam. Obviously you don't care.

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