Miscellaneous: PR campaign ideas

PR campaign ideas

By Nick - 27/07/2011 17:32 - Australia

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML

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By Sole Heir - 16/12/2023 03:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, I was cleaning my recently late uncle's house. I found an old framed photo of a boy aged about 3. He's naked and shyly smiling to the camera, holding a heart-shaped sign that reads, "My penis is small, but my love is BIG." I showed it to my mom and asked who it was. She just snorted and said, "You were his favorite!" FML

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Yes we can

By AnnaWusHere - 03/09/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, my 72 year-old Grandmother informed me she's running for mayor. She's been going around town with homemade signs all day, campaigning to win mayor. She lives in my town. My friend called me to ask if she was high. FML

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By is cum a fruit or a vegetable? - 17/07/2015 17:50 - United States - Germantown

Today, my grandpa saw one of the paintings in the guest room at my house. "What the fuck?" he snorted, then said whoever painted it should "stick to their damn day job". I painted it. FML

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By ashamed - 14/12/2014 02:02 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my dad and grandpa came to a charity event that I helped set up for people who have autism. I appreciated their support, until I heard my dad say "Man, some of these 'tards are pretty hot." and my grandpa replying "Yeah. Probably like dead fish in bed, though." FML

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By a - 29/03/2012 15:19 - United States

Today, my grandfather proudly informed me that the dump he'd just took looked like a tiger claw. He announced this during dinner, and told us not to flush it until he could take a picture. FML

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By WayTooMuchFacebook - 04/02/2012 05:07 - United States

Today, I read some funny scribblings on a wall in the bathroom stall. My first instinct was to "Like" it. FML

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By Job Seeking - 22/01/2013 11:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML

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By yeah okay then - 03/08/2012 23:50 - United Kingdom - Brentwood

Today, I decided to be nice and pay a social visit to my slightly deranged grandpa. I ended up politely sitting through two hours of him lecturing me on how he "invented the modern tap", then on how sex is an Illuminati invention to "give sluts the STDs they need to kill us all". FML

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Culture war bullshit

By Anonymous - 14/05/2023 06:00 - Australia - Taren Point

Today, I realised that American political BS is even in countries as far away as my own when I drove past a "Trump won" sign on my way home from work. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2018 05:00

Today, my 92-year-old great-grandfather ran down the stairs in excitement, despite his severe arthritis. He told my great-grandmother that he was having the first erection in over 10 years, and grandma ordered me to leave so they could do it right there. FML

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saIty 17

Thursday 28 July 2011 2:29

Dicks Sporting Goods: Buy our balls.

justsayfuck 5

Thursday 28 July 2011 0:07

That's pretty awesome.

Comments

MrSexyPants 14

Thursday 28 July 2011 6:28

He definitely won that election.

moomoocrazychick 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 23:21

correction you mean erection

perdix 29

Thursday 28 July 2011 6:18

What should disgust you is that your mom made up the slogans.

Xtranormalful 0

Friday 29 July 2011 0:22

lol

hatepineapple 14

Thursday 28 July 2011 4:39

Your grandfather is a total boss. Rating YDI because you're even CONSIDERING being ashamed about this.

cc_the_beast 6

Thursday 28 July 2011 13:21

Seconded.

rallets 22

Thursday 28 July 2011 6:44

Quest_ 13

Thursday 28 July 2011 5:37

Are you sure you didn't mean ERECTION posters?! Oh yeah

CDigital_32 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 6:48

And we all thought the 50's were up tight and frowned on that. Well played Granddad. Well played.

Gigglebear 9

Thursday 28 July 2011 7:21

There's no 'r' in election...

Ferretface 13

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:23

Does this actually have to be explained to you?

technicolourain1 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 21:04

lol. I wonder If you're just stupid, or if you're trying to be adorable.

Gigglebear 9

Friday 29 July 2011 1:17

*face palm* OMFG! It was a joke. Are you kidding me Ferretface? No it doesn't have to be explained. Punch yourself in the face.

alunamoon 7

Friday 8 June 2012 19:20

there is if you're Japanese!

Mirorbo 26

Thursday 28 July 2011 7:33

Well, back then, I'm pretty sure everything wasn't so censored. So that would be considered clever rather than offensive.

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 28 July 2011 7:51

I'm pretty sure that in the 50s it wasn't really an issue. President Richard Nixon, who served from 1969 to 1974, was nicknamed "Dick" and I don't think anyone really made the connection between him and a penis. Even the grandpa might not have made the connection.