Food, Pranks and Miscellaneous: Pranked

Pranked

By VHBJ - 16/06/2015 16:13 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I went out to eat. When I walked into the restaurant, a lady approached me and said she'd seat me soon. After a long wait, I saw that same lady leave. Then I realized she didn't actually work there and was just screwing with me. FML

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You deserved it 3 549

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By Target - 12/02/2013 01:42 - United States

Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 008

You deserved it 2 802

By fatty - 29/04/2015 01:36 - United States - West Chester

Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 323

You deserved it 5 248

By Anonymous - 20/07/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 617

You deserved it 13 577

By FastFoodWaiter - 03/09/2012 23:43 - United States - Saukville

Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 501

You deserved it 1 961

By Tarlachia - 02/12/2016 15:02 - United States

Today, I must've misinterpreted the waitress when she said, "First come, first served." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 026

You deserved it 85

By WaitedOut - 03/10/2012 08:07 - United States - Saukville

Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 362

You deserved it 2 138

By Raw95 - 15/03/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 892

You deserved it 24 597

By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 391

You deserved it 4 322

By tired waitress - 25/04/2016 23:05 - United States

Today, I'm a waitress. A customer came in and acted very kindly and even mentioned how I was such a help to her. She also mentioned leaving a nice tip. The tip? A fake $20. Thanks. FML

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You deserved it 1 199

Nice try

By bigmouth - 02/08/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a host at a pasta diner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said, "That's my mom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 813

You deserved it 76 277

Cads1 24

Wednesday 17 June 2015 0:37

You have to admit, that was pretty clever and funny.

weveallbeenthere 30

Wednesday 17 June 2015 0:37

trolling at its finest.

Comments

angelic_avenger 7

Wednesday 17 June 2015 4:19

Officially added to my bucket list of shit to pull.

Malecent 13

Wednesday 17 June 2015 4:27

Its so ******* stupid how you people are. If it was a dude you'd be saying **** him and he's a dick. ******* double standards.

praesidiem 16

Wednesday 17 June 2015 4:28

People like you, are the reason Xanax should be an OTC drug.

sdroze1389 31

Wednesday 17 June 2015 4:58

I have mixed feelings on that. while xan helps with uptight people, I take it medically for panic. I don't think think everyone needs it. he does have a point on double standards though

quackImapenguin 16

Wednesday 17 June 2015 5:14

Pretty sure people would react the same if it was a dude. Actually, they might be even more okay with it considering that people tend to annoyingly find the same jokes funnier when it's a dude making them.

IndefiniteBeauty 17

Wednesday 17 June 2015 4:47

????????

morganshea 16

Wednesday 17 June 2015 5:57

Sorry OP, but that's actually pretty funny! Hope your food was good though!

devinaww 15

Wednesday 17 June 2015 7:23

chase that woman down and make her give you a table! I'm jk, FYL, and get trolled :)

xrudeboyrock 29

Wednesday 17 June 2015 8:02

no staff realized you were waiting?

VHBJ 13

Wednesday 17 June 2015 9:09

Yes I eventually did eat it was a good place so that is the main reason I stayed and it seemed mildly busy

DevilsMetsGiants 30

Wednesday 17 June 2015 10:09

Troll level: Expert

kpoakes 20

Wednesday 17 June 2015 10:46

Hmm. Doing something like that seems like a pretty sad way to amuse yourself in my opinion. FYL OP, I'd be weirded out in that situation. Not angry, not amused, just weirded out.