You are slime. I hope you weren’t expecting sympathy.

Obligatory DJ Khaled "You Played Yourself."

Glad to see the adjustment Desserts are still on the menu. And you came here seeking sympathy? Empathy? Constructive advice? Yes let's go with the last one: Get the shittiest lawyer around because you deserve that and your ex wife deserves the best one. I sure hope you live in an alimony state.

Karma is a bitch, isn't it!

You could've picked any restaurant in the area and you picked a location of the chain your wife works for? Why would that possibly be your decision? You're an idiot at least two ways.

J& C* dude, you don't even know where your wife works? I'm wondering what the hell she saw in you in the first place.

You deserved it. Hopefully your girlfriend makes more money than your wife.

Just imagine, if you didn't cheat, you wouldn't need to keep track of shit like that. And you wouldn't be a scumbag! Bonus!

you deserved it for being stupid!

Not sure which is worse, the cheating or the stupidity.