Private Freakout

By Roida - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my parents had a fight, which is a pretty normal occurrence at our house. But today, they fought over an orange. Dad is now sitting in his bedroom with the aforementioned orange. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 369
You deserved it 2 725

Top comments

blink831forever 13

LOL. Ah. Oranges. So many marriages they have broken up. When will people learn?!

Wow, that's... pretty petty, lol. That must suck, to have them fight over absolutely everything... my parents used to fight a LOT, and I remember how shitty it was to hear them scream at each other. Fyl, yes.

Comments

EveryDayJackAss 0

i bet their going to fight over oxygen the next time they start

fml_oh_noez 0
joy1523 0

this is the stupidest FML i've ever read.

Haha I'm sorry but I find this situation more so hilarious than I do an FML.

u_killed_kenny_ 0

why in the WORLD would you fight over an orange.......

my parents once fought on my birthday.... at least yours are kinda funny when they fight .

that's when I told my parents to get a divorce. problem solved