By tkoester - 29/08/2015 04:29 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML
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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

you should be happy! After all those years of marriage, the spark is still there!

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Cads1 24

Sounds like there is a burning issue between them. I wonder what the hot item is.

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Steffi3 40

That's awfull! I hope your grandpa is fine..

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incoherentrmblr 21

I hope your grandma doesn't listen to Alicia Keys...

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crudeandrudeguy 29

Of course he's fine, I think it's wonderful that they still have the fire of passion after all these years

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

you should be happy! After all those years of marriage, the spark is still there!

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trulypar 34

Or perhaps grandpa is a Doors fan and was singing "Come on baby light my fire."

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tepovre 18

Actually, if OP's grandfather is still alive, that means the spark WASN'T there :p

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MRSwick2525 23

#37, Why do you say the spark WASN'T there? Are you implying that he is way to old to get it up? First that isn't the only thing that a marriage revolves around and second my Dad was a grandfather at 60yrs of age. I don't know about you but 60 is far from old.

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soullyfe 33

@43: That's not what they were trying to imply.

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leogachi 15

@43 Calm down. The spark wasn't there means that he wasn't set on fire. It was a joke.

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skymachine 23

Uh, I'm pretty sure 43 was joking.

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mynameischarles 13

The real question is whether or not your grandpa deserved it...

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meunluckycharms 16

He had to have done something horrific to deserve to be burned alive

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clairesucks 37

No one deserves to be burned alive. It's an inhumane thing to do

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chocolatelover96 14

There is absolutely no reason in the entire world, that would justify setting another person on fire.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Not even him. Once you start making exceptions for really horrible people you make it easier to justify for not very horrible people.

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mynameischarles 13

I was being sarcastic but i guess it wasn't obvious. I voted FYL

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leogachi 15

@31 I disagree. I think I could very easily say that Hitler deserved to be set on fire without saying that less horrible people also deserve it.

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Cads1 24

Sounds like there is a burning issue between them. I wonder what the hot item is.

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Kurby14 21

uhh.. wow. Never heard this one before. hope your grandpa is ok OP! hope it works out for you!

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bwinski 19

You can pick your nose but you can't pick your family. Sorry OP. I hope everything works out well enough.

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frostedfoster 15

Perhaps she was just trying to rekindle the flame between them? Hope he's okay OP

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