Intimacy and Sex: Quickie

Quickie

By dragonstooth257 - 03/02/2019 12:00

Today, while on vacation with my siblings and the horde of nieces and nephews, me and hubby managed to sneak in a quickie. It was a quickie alright. For the first time in our marriage he blew his load after 2 strokes because he was afraid of being interrupted. FML

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Same thing different taste

By anon - 13/01/2014 01:53 - United States - Bullhead City

Today, my husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in my screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, "Where's the monster?" FML

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You deserved it 36 792

Just once

By Anonymous - 19/02/2020 20:00

Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML

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You deserved it 201

Time for some DIY

By Anonymous - 20/05/2022 22:00

Today, my husband and I were home alone and we wanted to do the nasty multiple times before our kids got back from school. He lasted less than two minutes, then fell asleep. It's been 6 weeks since my last orgasm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 612

You deserved it 375

By Extravirgin - 16/12/2014 12:01 - Germany - Munich

Today, I blew my load in less than a minute. I wasn't having sex or even making out. I was spooning. FML

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You deserved it 8 282

Parenting is exhausting

By ThreeWeeksWithoutSex - 28/12/2015 05:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, our daughter fell asleep early, so my husband and I decided to get frisky. He passed out mid-blow job. FML

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You deserved it 2 906

Poor performance

By Anonymous - 28/12/2022 03:00

Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML

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You deserved it 323

Can't catch a break

By Anonymous - 22/04/2023 18:30 - India - Bengaluru

Today, my husband went out for a walk. My kids were tucked in bed and all the chores were done, so I finally had time to myself in a long time. I just wanted to watch porn and masturbate, but then my husband returned early to kiss me good night, and my son snuggled into my bed as he had a nightmare. Me time? Lol. FML

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You deserved it 370

Our little bundles of joy

By Anonymous - 25/04/2021 23:00

Today, my partner and I were both horny at the same time. I entertained our 3 kids while he jerked off, then he entertained them while I went and masturbated. We live together and this is the first time we’ve been horny at the same time since Christmas, because we’re both so exhausted. FML

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You deserved it 427

Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML

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You deserved it 521

Is that it?

By Better not - 24/01/2018 20:00 - United States - Kenai

Today, while on vacation with my boyfriend, I decided it would be a good time to try getting intimate with him for the first time. It turns out his penis is so small that I get more enjoyment from a tampon applicator. We're stuck in this cabin for another five days. FML

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You deserved it 2 389

TumblrweedPasses 11

Sunday 3 February 2019 12:45

Haha, it happens to lots of men when they're nervous I'm sure Just tell him you'll have another go when you're back home and all the pressures gone

Mungolikecandy 19

Sunday 3 February 2019 14:04

Usually, stress causes problems in ejaculating not speeding it up.

Comments

TumblrweedPasses 11

Sunday 3 February 2019 12:45

Haha, it happens to lots of men when they're nervous I'm sure Just tell him you'll have another go when you're back home and all the pressures gone

iceberg 10

Sunday 3 February 2019 13:33

The sad thing is I bet he didn't do anything after to make you get off too. So disgustingly selfish. That's why I say the only thing one should commit to is a sex toy.

metalhead88 9

Sunday 3 February 2019 13:39

Found the feminist!!

iceberg 10

Monday 4 February 2019 6:29

I hate both genders bitch

tounces7 27

Sunday 3 February 2019 23:13

The toxic type, yeah.

0neiros 14

Thursday 7 February 2019 22:14

A sex toy may be the only thing on the planet willing to put up with your bullshit.

Mungolikecandy 19

Sunday 3 February 2019 14:04

Usually, stress causes problems in ejaculating not speeding it up.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 3 February 2019 17:47

Literally, a Two-Pump Chump!

jareda6x 8

Tuesday 5 February 2019 21:58

Sounds like he performed great under pressure. In out on with life

0neiros 14

Thursday 7 February 2019 22:12

OK, take it from a Veteran of the Marriage wars - When on a vacation like that, you set aside 1 day and night to spend, just you and your husband, and you get a a room at a place where your family isn't. You inform all affected parties that that day/night is for the two of you, you will not have your phones turned on, and to deal with any bullshit themselves. Flip them a few bucks to take care of and treat your kids to Dominoes or some such. Then stick to it. Turn off your phones, spend the day just the 2 of you having fun, enjoy a good breakfast and lunch, and a romantic meal, then go at it like rutting weasels. Be back at noon the next day Happy, rested, and ready for the rest of your trip with your sibs and family. Budget about $300 for this, but the good it will do you and your marriage is immeasurable.