Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

Y'all need to communicate more. He shouldn't have a problem with you jilling one out, even if your sex life is "amazing". Sometimes it's just about dealing with a little extra stress.

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Marcella1016 31

Some people just want a quick nut and don’t feel like engaging in full on sex. It’s weird that this has never come up with them before. I can see the husband being a little disappointed, but he shouldn’t make the wife feel bad about it. Everybody masturbates sometimes, relationship or not.

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123Puppy 33

You should’ve just asked your husband for sex.

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Marcella1016 31

Some people just want a quick nut and don’t feel like engaging in full on sex. It’s weird that this has never come up with them before. I can see the husband being a little disappointed, but he shouldn’t make the wife feel bad about it. Everybody masturbates sometimes, relationship or not.

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Kraths 16

Minus the LDS or hardcore Christians

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Marcella1016 31

Gotta say the “Caught red handed” title makes this FML kind of gross. I can’t help but think now that she was on her period while doing this and it was really messy lol

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Y'all need to communicate more. He shouldn't have a problem with you jilling one out, even if your sex life is "amazing". Sometimes it's just about dealing with a little extra stress.

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Lande Venter 3

Some men just don't understand. I do it when I can't sleep and I have a very active and enjoyable sex life.

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