Money: Ransomware

Ransomware

By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 03:23 - United States

Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML

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By daRN - 02/07/2009 19:34 - Bahrain

Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2010 21:16 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

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By cc - 10/10/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, I lent my sister $1000 because she and her husband were in some debt. They used the money to go gambling in Vegas and won a major jackpot. They won't even give me a cut. FML

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Cash machine

By Loser Ninong - 24/07/2024 20:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, my sister attempted to get me to fund her daughter, my godchild's, birthday party. I told her I would give her 200 (which isn't much). Our mom "intervened" by cussing me out for being a cheap ass piece of shit. I was about to give her $200, which is A LOT in our currency when exchanged. FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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Giving!

By junior07 - 31/05/2017 22:00

Today, I gave my niece a $100 bill instead of a $10 so she could buy ice cream. When I realized my mistake, she never returned it but thanked me and gave me a big hug. Now I don't have money for gas or food all week. FML

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By RobotUnicorn1209 - 14/08/2015 19:31 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I got in trouble for punching my sister. Apparently, it still counts if it's in Minecraft and she looked like she was going to steal my stuff. FML

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Family delusion

By Anonymous - 07/06/2024 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my delusional parents are harassing me to donate my house to my little sister, because she's now a single mother at 17, and needs a house for the baby, but sure, I should reward her by giving her my stuff that I worked hard for, just because she can’t keep her knees together. FML

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Smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 28/02/2022 00:01

Today, my sister stole my credit card, used it to rack up a small debt, then told my mom she will pay me back in the future one day, “happily”. But not right now because she has better things to spend her money on. FML

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By anonymous - 02/04/2016 04:11 - United States - Westminster

Today, my sister still refuses to pay back all the money she owes me because she once bought me something from the dollar menu at McDonald's. FML

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BlueXephos 10

Saturday 25 April 2015 23:30

1) Depending on how old she is, just take the money back. 2) If there isn't a big difference in age, take one of her dresses or shoes, and hide it till she gives the money back. 3) After completing step 1 or 2, enjoy your house :D

feven 32

Saturday 25 April 2015 23:25

Was it really worth it to give all your money?

Comments

jcb805 11

Sunday 26 April 2015 4:07

U shouldn't carry that much $

tsukikuiin 16

Sunday 26 April 2015 4:14

Well OP i dont play Minecraft, probably never will. But I assure you that would have been one explosive situation. Your parents seemingly lack the fire necessary to blow up some balls and discipline.

DesolateTree 12

Sunday 26 April 2015 4:17

Five year old detected.

ki700 8

Sunday 26 April 2015 4:25

As much as I love my Minecraft creations, you're an idiot. It's just a game

ZorroRooster 19

Sunday 26 April 2015 4:26

It's just a Lego simulator. You can build another house. If your sister plays, get back at her by blowing up her house.

dougschoonmaker 20

Sunday 26 April 2015 4:30

I think that's a sign. Get off the video games bro.

tori3700 16

Sunday 26 April 2015 4:42

Now that's a smart girl

AmericanSniper 13

Sunday 26 April 2015 4:56

You paid more that $80 to protect a worthless house made of images on a screen that didn't even cost money to get in the first place? Man, I don't care how long it took to build; you are a special kind of stupid.

TallMist 32

Monday 27 April 2015 23:44

It's called caring about the time and effort put into it. Especially if it's a huge ass building like one you'd see if you looked up "amazing Minecraft creations" in google images.

Nexa_fml 21

Sunday 26 April 2015 4:56

This honestly sounds like something I would do... I used to sabotage my friends builds on my server all the time if he bugged me... One time I booby trapped his house so as soon as he walked in... It exploded.... Poor guy. Made a great YouTube vid though :D