Embarrassing, Technology and Kids: Read the instructions

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By BlueBaby123 - 25/07/2009 11:30 - United States

Today, my husband and I got a new stainless steel microwave. When we took it out of the package, we noticed it was blue and got angry. We were about to return it, but we called in our 12 year-old daughter to see what she thought about it. She then took off the blue protective plastic. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 03:01 - United States - Fremont

Today, I left my daughter with a babysitter for the first time. When I came home, my microwave was ruined because they had attempted to heat cans of Play-Doh as a science experiment. FML

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By Mike - 31/10/2009 04:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 12:15 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change. FML

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By badcook - 24/09/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law gifted us with a new microwave. I told her it was too much and we didn't really need it. Her response, "I just want my grandkids to have food that tastes good for once." I'm a chef. FML

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By smarterthanmymum - 26/05/2011 09:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain very slowly to my mum why she cannot put metal cutlery in the microwave. She did it anyway. FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 19/09/2013 17:32 - Canada - Brantford

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. My dad was having a bad day and was rude from the outset, but things went to total hell when he started screaming that he'd "kill" our microwave if it didn't "shut the hell up". My girlfriend now thinks we're a family of abusive psychos. FML

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Homemaker

By Anonymous - 22/01/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - Loughborough

Today, my daughter found a bag of googly eyes I'd bought for a craft project I'd completely forgot about. She spent the day sticking them on random objects around the house. I now have a microwave that looks like it’s judging me for using it too much instead of actually cooking. FML

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The road to hell is paved with good intentions

By Anonymous - 17/08/2022 11:00 - United States - Amarillo

Today, I did the dishes to make my parents happy, even though it's my brother's chore. My mom's fancy new Yeti cup was among the dirty dishes, which also has a Bluetooth speaker on the bottom. I didn't know this, and now the Bluetooth speaker is now ruined, mom and dad are furious, and I apparently have to buy a new one. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 11:40 - Australia - Applecross

Today, my daughter asked me how long she had to put her 2-minute noodles in the microwave for. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 14:45 - Norway

Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML

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littlerock_fml 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 20:36

So there was a protective cover on your microwave and you didn't realize. Yes, your life is really difficult. Oh how you suffer.

Moviefreak321 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 20:41

Are you smarter than a 5th grader? I think not...

Comments

fotc77 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:36

Dee da dee

iluvu21396 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:48

epic fail.

jessiana7 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:18

F your life. A 12 year-old is smarter than you! On the bright side, you didn't have to make the trip back to the store and be humiliated in front of everyone :)

iareBRENDEN 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:27

lmao huge fail

rhatfield25 0

Monday 27 July 2009 8:45

who calls in their young daughter to see what she thinks about a ****** microwave?

musu_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 13:51

Who gets angry over something so trivial? Annoyed, maybe. But angry? God knows what the OP does when something ACTUALLY bad happens.

CAITx4OH1xCORE 0

Monday 27 July 2009 18:28

You deserved it, dumb ass. WHAT?! A BLUE MICROWAVE? THAT'S INSANE! THAT'S DISGUSTING! WHY, THAT'S A SIN! Who in the hell does that? And how do you not notice that's protective plastic?

Rmoline 0

Monday 27 July 2009 19:14

Just yesterday I went to my folks home for something similar. They were complaining about their new wireless phone system because the headset batteries were not charging even when left on the base overnight. I opened the battery compartment, took the battery out and the tape protecting the battery contacts was still in place. I could post my own Fmylife. I had to spend three hours with my mother and her cats and now I have a twitching eye and a running nose... I'm allergic to cats... Fmylife! ;oP

Rainmak3r 0

Monday 27 July 2009 22:10

It's dumb people like you that CSRs get so much shit for no reason. You're probably the bitch that goes into a phone store and asks for warranty after you dropped it in the washer. Waiting for dumb people like you makes this world so, so inefficient.