Red flag

By katwingz - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Fairfield

Today, after being together for only two weeks, my boyfriend got me a year's gym membership for my birthday, in a card that said, "So u can b hott! Luv u!" FML
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Izabushel 65

So I take it you will be getting him spelling lessons?

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ballsacks33 17

Give him a dick enlarger with a note saying " So now I can can actually see your micropenis".

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zomgbies 17

if he actually wrote the note like that, staple the card to his ass and ask him "do you need a band-aid? because you just got CUT! GTFO!"

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ArgentumAurum 24

Why abbreviate all of those words and add an extra t to hot?...

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BaDumTsss_fml 23

Give him a dictionary for his with the note: "So you can spell properly! Love you!"

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Brightside86 30

I like that he's planning for your future. So did it work?

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