Dogs and Health: Same thing

****! You're right. I blasted too fast through the comments before I entered mine. I missed the one about anal glands. The cat one had zillions of pussy jokes, so this one ought to be able to support a couple anal gland jokes.

HomeAl0ne 20

Wednesday 28 September 2011 2:21

I'm sorry, but tell your mum that trying to lick your own balls is not a diagnositc symptom.

chika_yeaah23 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 3:25

Do have fleas?

th4m4ster 6

Wednesday 28 September 2011 3:25

wouf?

Miss_Attitude96 24

Wednesday 28 September 2011 3:45

Yes, because humans and dogs are very much the same. (sarcastically). WTF is wrong with your mom?!

franceypants 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 4:11

... smart mom.

franceypants 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 4:11

... smart mom.

cochinitaBonita 2

Wednesday 28 September 2011 4:14

did she make sure your nose is wet?

Emilyboo1991 2

Wednesday 28 September 2011 4:17

I'm sorry you had to deal with that

hwp123 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 4:42

Go up to her with whip cream in your mouth and twitch your head while your eyes are rolled back lol

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