Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Sensitive snowflake

Sensitive snowflake

By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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By only my life - 22/04/2014 22:21 - United States - Concord

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2013 19:10 - United Kingdom - Washington

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML

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By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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By fungettingdressed - 12/10/2010 12:57 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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Kinky

By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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Oh yessss

By Anonymous - 29/07/2011 07:24 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

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By Sugao - 10/12/2008 07:48 - France

Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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Blink_me26 21

Saturday 8 March 2014 1:32

Ouch. Maybe save your kink for further down the track OP :P

Welshite 39

Saturday 8 March 2014 1:32

Well you might have taken your inspiration too far, given your nickname. Clawing is a special skill that shouldn't be abused. Maybe try a scratching post next time.

Comments

102fuckyoulane 7

Wednesday 12 March 2014 4:15

Look don't feel bad. Some guys just don't have the balls to have their girl rake her nails down their backs during sex. Others on the other hand love it and always want more.

yesnid 2

Friday 14 March 2014 13:27

I honestly have no sympathy for OP. She scratched her boyfriend enough to make him really hurt and shout in pain which to me meant it was really bad scratches that probably drew blood. While he was in pain all she cared about was that it turned her off. **** you OP.

ExiledRemixx 13

Monday 17 March 2014 15:54

What a whimp. Being scratched hard with pain is the best part.

kittie77 10

Sunday 23 March 2014 2:52

Damn.. You're not trying to skin him! I feel bad for you're bf :( fhl

hantu69 22

Saturday 4 July 2015 3:28

*your

Sqourge 0

Tuesday 25 March 2014 23:38

Are you kidding me!? I've had women rip my back to hell and I have never reacted like that. Jeez.. Your life sucks.

xdanikitty915x 2

Tuesday 15 April 2014 7:17

Be more gentle ? Some men can hand it harder some can't but sounds like you dug into him hard

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 24 September 2014 10:50

Whatever you do do not file those into points...just keep them short or go softer

caramelised 12

Monday 2 May 2016 5:28

you were supposed to be penetrated not him...

Tyler_Posey 18

Saturday 4 June 2016 19:54

Maybe your boyfriend is a pussy

Kelnyquist 22

Friday 4 November 2016 8:06

Just want to say that I like being scratched purposely during sex. Personally I like it hard, but maybe for a first timer go for a lighter touch? Just try to scratch like you were scratching your boobs. Light and satisfying. He probably wasn't expecting it either so you freaked him out a bit.