Intimacy: Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around...

By Sugao - 10/12/2008 07:48 - France

Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

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By lynn_27 - 02/05/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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By dahs - 03/04/2011 11:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML

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Sensitive snowflake

By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2022 20:01

Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 03:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML

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By kinkicali - 20/11/2012 08:43 - United States - Maple Valley

Today, trying to be kinky while giving my boyfriend a blow job, I whipped him with my ponytail. He was thrilled, until I accidentally head-butted his dick. He curled up into a ball and wouldn't let me touch him again. FML

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Melly_fml 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 22:22

get a real man

csigabajnok 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 13:26

A day-old bristle is a mean bristle y'know!

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csigabajnok 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 13:26

A day-old bristle is a mean bristle y'know!

krystal753 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 8:23

who's your boyfriend..... Ron Weasley

Melly_fml 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 22:22

get a real man

skine 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 7:59

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Sweej 1

Thursday 11 August 2011 18:17

Needles? It's hair... Touch the top of your head and see if it hurts. ... Dumbass

Rowdey 10

Saturday 2 June 2012 20:43

Oh really? I was unaware. Thank you for letting me know.

CAITx4OH1xCORE 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 22:11

yeah. pricklies are terrible. D:

will90 5

Wednesday 1 April 2009 18:32

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Ginjar420 0

Friday 19 June 2009 8:49

Hey im allergic to nare :( But yeah I hate the prickles to, but that's life. You guys don't know how hard it would be to keep it smooth all the time, we'd never come out of the bathrooms lol

chippa 24

Tuesday 28 July 2009 22:28

Wax, then! Good luck with the pain, though.

ShutUpAndStare 7

Sunday 16 October 2011 21:48

Meh you get used to it

poison29 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 11:26

no its not will90. hair grows there for a reason. why don't men shave if its so unappealing?

RachaelQ 0

Monday 19 April 2010 22:38

I'm confused.. was the OP's boyfriend complaining about the hair stubble on her legs or her ******?!

breadfuck 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 18:15

I lot of men shave. I do, most of my best mates do, we got together one time, all the guys and their girlfriends. Ended up being a revelation of naughtiness. and our girlfriends all love the clean shaven as we do with them.

x_Miyumi_x 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 0:45

aww that sucks. Reply to your bf: At least your getting some, idiot. :D

amandax6 0

Monday 11 May 2009 0:39

hahaha i literally laughed out loud.

Ginjar420 0

Friday 19 June 2009 8:52

LOL that's awesome. Guys are whimps if they can't deal with a little hair, you know as long as you dont ask them to go down on you. Than there's the whole hair in teeth and you know we all hate that.