SK8 OR DIE

By TeenaIs - 25/10/2019 16:00

Today, I asked a random guy at the skate park if he knew anyone who could sell me some weed. Turns out he was a parole officer. FML
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saberjpg 6

Well, he probably did know a guy who could sell you weed.

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MidnaLink 33

The fact that you even did that… *sigh*. Well, at least you didn’t say YOUR Parole Officer.

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ojosRojos 28

Yeahhh it’s never a good idea to ask random strangers for something illegal. YDI

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bullsonyourface 20

what are you, 12?

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saberjpg 6

Well, he probably did know a guy who could sell you weed.

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Mungolikecandy 19

It takes a new type of dumb to randomly ask someone to point them towards drugs without knowing who they are.

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bl3ur0z3 17

That reminds me of the time I asked some random guy at the bar if he knew a good hitman. He didn't, but turns out his brother was a cop who was able to name a few.

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7and7is 20

Yeah, an adult at a skate park, nothing suspicious about that dude.

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JackFaire 27

Uhm what? It's 2019 skating has been a thing since the 80s. Acting like it's weird for an adult to be at a Skatepark is like acting like it's weird for a bunch of adults to be at the football field watching a bunch of other adults play a game. People don't drop hobbies and interests when they become adults.

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