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By Anonymous - 03/10/2020 03:02 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, my life is so messed up that when I got pulled over, the officer asked about my life and not only did I not receive a ticket, he made me write down his personal number, patrol number and to call if I ever needed a favor or to talk, telling me that I had a friend in him. FML

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You deserved it 284

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 273

You deserved it 2 265

Drive on

By uncool - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the only person to wish me a "Happy birthday" was the cop who'd pulled me over, as he handed me my ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 042

You deserved it 5 137

Cops don't do jokes

By Nightbird827 - 02/12/2015 14:34

Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 132

You deserved it 8 482

By Anonymous - 04/02/2017 19:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 511

You deserved it 1 317

By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 182

You deserved it 3 543

Officer McGiggles

By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 504

You deserved it 240

No good deed…

By SCdriver - 16/07/2012 06:04 - United States - Lexington

Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 234

You deserved it 36 245

By TheBRADLeyB - 16/04/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 561

You deserved it 96 801

By Anonymous - 29/06/2016 02:17 - United States - High Springs

Today, while working as a highway patrol officer, I pulled over my girlfriend for speeding and was required by law to ticket her. Another officer was with me, so I couldn't not ticket her without being reported. We share a joint account, so I basically ticketed myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 427

You deserved it 2 763

By airborne - 06/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 165

You deserved it 17 611

Néger Gyuri 3

Saturday 3 October 2020 11:15

You Deserved It because, we all need reliable friends in Life.

alex_jaguara 32

Saturday 3 October 2020 12:32

Faith in humanity a little bit restored.

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Néger Gyuri 3

Saturday 3 October 2020 11:15

You Deserved It because, we all need reliable friends in Life.

alex_jaguara 32

Saturday 3 October 2020 12:32

Faith in humanity a little bit restored.

demix_fml 32

Saturday 3 October 2020 12:53

I’m here if you want to talk.

xxlk4xx 6

Saturday 3 October 2020 16:11

that sounds like an awesome cop! also I hope things get better for you! just remember everyone has some kind of struggle and you arent alone!

tounces7 27

Saturday 3 October 2020 16:21

You finally met one of those elusive good cops. If only there were a lot more of them.

finalyearsofhate 22

Saturday 10 October 2020 20:35

The majority of LEOs are good guys.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 3 October 2020 19:50

I was going to call BS until I read this happened outside the US. If police here behaved like that more often, they wouldn't be so feared and hated.

Redgy22 26

Saturday 3 October 2020 22:42

Most do behave like this. Most are wonderful. The liberal media only shows us the horror stories because it serves their agenda. People who think like you are proof of the dumbing down of society.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 4 October 2020 7:48

My views are from my personal experience. I've had nothing but negative experiences with them and have never received any help or protection. As a victim of violent and property crime, police have never done shit to bring the criminals to justice. The best experience I've ever had with cops was merely neutral.