Kind of a paradox, horribly orgasmic. Alright that just sounds wrong

No worse than the time I was on the phone with an old friend and she gave the phone to her mom as we were planning my visit. When a bout of terrible diarrhea came over me and I had to keep muting and unmuting and holding it as we talked. Was extremely awkward to say the least.

@40 You could have just hung up.. Unlike OP who was stuck there.

Ohh oh no.

if it's a choice between an ****** or the squits i think i know what i'd prefer

Am I the only one wondering if OP gets turned on way too easily or it has been way too long since she last had an ******?

Suddenly, a skiing trip doesn't sound too bad.

Are you sure you want to admit that in public?

That takes some balls, admitting that.

F #3's Life

The first step is realizing you have a problem dude ,... But damn

Or I could just be being facetious as usual. This didn't actually happen

Now, now, no need to retract your statement with us. We're all friends here, we understand.

Hahaha zing, once you joke about it you can't take it back on here! You'll forever be known as Skilift!

3 I'm sure all you need is a good teacher

That sounds quite suggestive, does that mean you're giving lessons?

In that case, ski lifts are better than me too!

69- your comment plus the number your comment is made it 100 times funnier...

Or they just wanted the admiration that would come from having the balls of making said confession. It's a karma conspiracy! Oh wait, not on Reddit, my bad, carry on.

Thats the kind of vacation I wanna go on.

The other people in the gondola always get all weird when i rub one out on the way up.

Next stop some skiing place

New hobby,. Learn how to ski,. Go skiing

Now that song brings me back to my childhood! Oh, and on a side note, thanks for ruining my childhood.

Oops! Sorry. The song brings me new meaning! (: ***And on my side note, I would love to see what all the hype is with such a ski lift. I've never seen snow and there aren't any mountains since I'm in Miami but I have water skied before. Not very good at it. I tend to want to lie down whenever my crotch gets wet. :P

I found snow skiing to be easier then water for some reason. Though I haven't done either since I was pretty young. I'd probably crack my skull like a coconut either way now.

My nephew was listening to that song. I had to excuse myself when it said "I'll be sharing a bed with Grandma when she comes".

I like to lie down with my husband when my crotch gets wet... Each to their own though;)

Omigosh that's hilarious

I know the feeling...about living in Miami anyway not the crotch getting wet part.

While I haven't had a similar experience with a ski lift, skiing itself can be quite arousing. There's all this wet, white stuff everywhere, and the terrain gets pretty hairy if it's not groomed regularly.

Hey i'm from Miami too!! An snow skiing's much easier and so much fun.

I'm in miami, too. I know that feels, bro

never seen snow?! god I wish.. canadian probs.

Perfect!

Some people ****** during rape. It's as disconnected from enjoyment as vomiting when someone sticks their hand down your throat is from actually feeling sick.

Not as awkward as OP's boyfriend reading this, who has failed time after time trying to give her an ******.

He was able to give her an ******, all he has to do is take her skiing, wheres the nearest skiing place by SI, this seems so much easier than trying to do anything yourself

8Who buys a ski lift on eBay? O.ó

Justin, is that you?

he meant a sex toy -_-

...and the jokes ruined

The joke ruined itself. It needed no help.

I'm just a wee bit jealous actually...