Smart move.

By You won’t believe what happened next - 10/03/2018 01:30 - Denmark

Today, I learned that when airport security jokes that he's going to eat your box of donuts, you should not then joke back that he shouldn’t "because the powdered sugar is really cocaine". FML
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Sinshine 28

You're an idiot. What did you think would happen?!

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Now don't go joking about guns to a police officer either. This may seem obvious but apparently not.

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nemcali 34

I think it was a funny come back to the policeman’s joke, even though a bit ill-placed since airport police is not famous for their good sense of humour :( And seriously people if OP was really a drug dealer would he/she say that???

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WowowFML.com 6

he obviously had a sense of humour if he's the one who started joking. he just likes his job or he has something against cocaine

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Beefy_McQueefy 6

It works the other way too; I once told airport security the mass they detected in my ass was just a box of donuts and they let me go

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Reagan Seidel 4

What an astonishing development... jackass.

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SwordSlashBlade 13

In what world did you think that was smart?

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Elisabetha Aarron 18

You 10000% Deserved this. What kind of absolute idiot jokes about this in an airport to staff when you full well know that they are trained to take all comments like this seriously!

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xxWTFxx1981 23

Yeah got to hold back the jokes with airport security and customs. My idiot cousin one time joked with customs when exiting a airport about carrying tons of weed but don't worry it's medicinal was the punchline. they literally cut the lining in his suitcase to check for drugs lmao.

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