Health: Today, after months of begging, I finally convinced my friends...

By rubberduck_of_doom - 09/03/2018 19:00

Today, after months of begging, I finally convinced my friends to go skiing with me. On our first run I suggested a race. Everybody loved the idea. Good news: I came in first. Bad news: I tore a ligament in my knee. It will be operated on tomorrow. FML

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By Fractured - 31/03/2012 01:43 - United States

Today, I fractured a bone in my knee. Now not only do I have to wear a huge knee brace for the next two months, I'll have to sit around in a hotel room all of next week while my family has fun skiing in the mountains. FML

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By jc2011 - 25/09/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, after months of grueling training and countless early mornings, I finally began the race I had been preparing for over the past year, only to slip and break my leg in the first 450 meters. FML

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By bad luck skier - 30/12/2013 20:28 - United States - Albany

Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML

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By hoser - 21/02/2010 10:01 - Canada

Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML

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By Monkey253100 - 03/06/2012 14:47 - France

Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2023 05:00

Today, I went skiing for the very first time and spent more time falling down than actually skiing. Despite the fact that I'm up here in the mountains for another week with my family, I'm never trying that again. FML

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Akitakat 31

Thursday 1 March 2018 12:56

Hope the operation went well & you are feeling much better.

DraftHail614 17

Friday 9 March 2018 19:34

That's one hell of an assumption.

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Akitakat 31

Thursday 1 March 2018 12:56

Hope the operation went well & you are feeling much better.

Zekfen 17

Friday 9 March 2018 19:16

You are that person who tries to turn everything into a competition so you can be an asshole about it if you win aren't you? karma.

DraftHail614 17

Friday 9 March 2018 19:34

That's one hell of an assumption.

MidnaLink 33

Friday 9 March 2018 23:31

Can’t a person just want to do things with their friends?

Zekfen 17

Saturday 10 March 2018 4:30

Sure, going skiing was doing something with his friends. He had to "beg" his friends to go with him. But then he turned it into a competition and a race on their first run? I've had "friends" like that in the past. Everything has to be a competition, if they win, they ruin the rest of the trip/day bragging about how they won. If they lose, then it was just a stupid competition that didn't mean anything. People stopped wanting to hang out with them because of it.

Lalala579121 27

Saturday 10 March 2018 18:09

No, a person who tries to turn everything into a competition wouldn't even try to make it a race. They would just ski normally and declare themself the winner once they were at the bottom.

rubberduck_of_doom 31

Monday 12 March 2018 10:34

OP here. First things first: as I mentioned in another post this happened to a friend of mine not myself. 2. We went skiing together, we are good friends, we are all very good skiers and we were hyped up on the nice weather and the awesome conditions so she SUGGESTED a race. We were all totally on board with the idea. We are a close group of friends that are naturally competitive and she knows this. (And there is nothing wrong with that.) Anyways we do things like that all the time and in no way shape or form does she make EVERYTHING about winning. It was just a nice idea she had that (unfortunately) backfired a bit.... It's so easy to judge and talk down to people if you don't have all the facts isn't it?? How about not assuming things? And even if she is the competitive type (again there is nothing wrong with that) she doesn't deserve to have her ligament torn!!

DraftHail614 17

Friday 9 March 2018 19:35

Ouch. That's gotta hurt.

Allie614032 34

Friday 9 March 2018 22:03

I mean... at least you won? ;)

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Friday 9 March 2018 22:37

Reminds me of the time I tried to look cool when skiing anf ended up landing face-forward in the snow... Anyways, get well soon!

RichardPencil 30

Friday 9 March 2018 23:09

Your friends must be crap skiers if they can’t beat you with a torn ligament.

ARISKomuniszt 24

Friday 9 March 2018 23:28

Well good luck for tomorrow then!

ThrottleJockey 35

Saturday 10 March 2018 3:46

Here's to a speedy recovery.

rubberduck_of_doom 31

Monday 12 March 2018 10:26

I'm the OP! =D ... This actually didn't happen to me but to a friend of mine, but she asked me to post it on here and show her the comments. XD She also asked me to thank all the well wishers! So: Thanks guys. Her operation went well. She has a full leg brace and is not allowed to move for the next 2 weeks or so. But other than that she's doing fine.