Fast food, Thief and Restaurants: Smooth

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By HungryGirl - 24/10/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML

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By pplsuck - 25/09/2012 23:57 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML

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By can't eat paper - 11/05/2014 01:34 - United States

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

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By Aaron - 14/05/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML

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By effmylife - 06/09/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, when I was finished eating at McDonald's, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonald's. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML

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By ewww - 30/07/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

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By Jesse - 22/06/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML

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By Hahamaster333 - 28/03/2013 01:02

Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML

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By stephiexbabexx - 15/01/2010 21:27 - United States

Today, I was with my friends at Burger King. While we were eating, I placed my cellphone on the tray, not realising that I'd left it there until after I emptied my tray into the bin. When I got it out of the trash, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2012 15:45 - Reserved

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

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By macguy - 20/10/2016 14:25 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML

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You deserved it 1 009

DoomJeff91 2

Saturday 24 October 2009 20:44

DAMMIT HAMBURGULAR!

wolfy_fml 5

Saturday 24 October 2009 21:09

YDI Never leave your stuff unattended.

Comments

vansbabe66 0

Monday 26 October 2009 17:04

hahahaha that's something I'd say suckkaaaa

Redneck325Ci 0

Monday 26 October 2009 17:50

Why has this never happened where I live? Maybe it's because I do not live in a city or a place full of dumb, illiterate, uneducated, welfare, thieving n*ggers. Go figure they'd steal your food and say "suckaaa". You should have chased after him and kicked the ever loving sh*t out of him. I would have. Actually, no; I wouldn't have. I would have taken him into a back alley and shot him, one less dumb n*gger to worry about.

booms9696 0

Monday 26 October 2009 20:27

i'm no health freak but, day-um...i think if you saw what happens in the slaughterhouse to get the cow parts for that 99 cent burger you'd pass and have some coco puffs for breakfast instead. md's is really, really, reeeaaally gross. and uh, redneck? you're ridiculous. i hope al sharpton kicks your stupid ignorant racist ass.

Redneck325Ci 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 17:34

Forgive me for not making up the statistics n*gger lover. I hope a white supremacist group lynches you, so shut the f*ck up and don't talk until you learn the statistics in the country in which you live. If you did, you wouldn't come at me like some uneducated d*ck stick.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Wednesday 18 November 2009 10:59

Grow up, #118.

Redneck325Ci 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 12:31

You mean #111? I wasn't the one acting like an immature coon online threatening people. Read things before judging.

JimmyShoes 0

Monday 26 October 2009 21:17

To all you people saying she's having a burger and going on and on about it. She most likely wasn't. Who has a burger for breakfast? McDonalds have a BREAKFAST menu you know.

Alzaetia 2

Monday 26 October 2009 21:42

It's better than somebody spitting on your food without you noticing it, right? The lesson is, never leave food unattended anywhere outside of your own home.