Boring

By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 14:58 - Canada

Today, after drunk texting a girl the night before, I sent her a message saying I was sorry for everything I said. All she could say back? "Those were some of the most normal drunk texts I have ever read. I'd hate to see how boring you'd be sober." FML
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nofxtime 0

You have apparently have a clear mind when you are drunk? Dude don't feel bad, that is like a superpower!

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zeppzo4 0

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Sun_Kissed18 25

*slaps* :) hows that?

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usa3803 0

FIRST 11!11!111!ONE111!!1!11 THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE EVER BEEN FIRST!!11!!11!1 I WoUlD LikE 2 tHx MyzZZZ cATT11111!!!1!!1!ONE!!!!11!

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pwnrzero 0

*slaps him* start a slap chain :P

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seanreddog 4

Praise the messiah!!! You must be Barack Obama.

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Starchild21 3

*slap* for saying Barack is the messiah _________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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Intoxicunt 5

*backhand for saying any regular human being is the "messiah", especially Barack*

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seanreddog 4

Bitchslap for not saying Jesus Christ is the messiah.

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Starchild21 3

*pimpslap* for confusing Jesus with Barack ___________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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seanreddog 4

Dickslap for saying Barack Obama is any normal person. He's black! Uh, I mean, he's president!

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Intoxicunt 5

All this slapping, especially the dickslap, is getting hot.

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IgniteMe28 0

lmaooooo i enjoyed reading this chain of comments - they were better than the FML :)

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RJB 0

backhand slap and cane slap* Yo bitch I did not let you off the leash!

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metakingt 0

Op the girl was right. Your sober fml was out done by the slap chain.

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phatdaddy 0

*pimpslap* for not understanding how someone could confuse Barack for Jesus. They all look alike, anyway... *runs away*

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Kimitte 1

How about you bow down to my middle finger?

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Coladex 0

Rofl, FYL. She can't say how you are by just reading some texts.

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xoluvinshayxo 0

and you should tell her.. "i'd love 2 see how fun you are sober(;"

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Witchcraft_fml 4

*yawn* Sorry, OP, you're so boring that I fell asleep reading this.

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nofxtime 0

You have apparently have a clear mind when you are drunk? Dude don't feel bad, that is like a superpower!

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Pointy130 0

Yeah really. "Today, I found out I'm not an idiot when I'm drunk. FML."

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