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By shelby124 - 15/08/2012 16:31 - United States - York

Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML

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By Alwayshappens2me - 17/07/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I learned that even when you put a sock on the door because you are having sex with your boyfriend, it doesn't mean your mom won't walk into your brand new apartment for a "surprise visit." FML

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By Username - 14/07/2019 20:00

Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML

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Cold shower

By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

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Privacy

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 07:18 - United States

Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML

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The birds and the bees

By Anonymous - 04/08/2022 18:00

Today, I was having the "sex talk" with my mom because I really want to have sex with my boyfriend. My dad overheard us and is sulking. The only reason he hasn’t said anything like, “I’ll kill the boy” or, “Not until you’re married” is because he’s scared of my mom. Now everything is awkward at home FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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Cougartown

By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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By MarMar - 15/03/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met and in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to answer the phone, he tried to put me on with her because she didn't believe anyone would actually sleep with him. FML

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Hello Zoe

By Zoe123 - 19/03/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his house having sex. After about 30 minutes, his mom came home and started knocking on his door, asking, "What are you doing?" Thinking I might have a chance to sneak out, I got dressed real quiet. Then my boyfriend answered, "Zoe. I'm doing Zoe." FML

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Yellow_Fish79 11

Wednesday 15 August 2012 19:20

"Don't worry, he's not as big as your husband."

cash_monkey72 9

Wednesday 15 August 2012 19:19

But then you compliment her on her cooking and it's all good.

Comments

flutter4 7

Thursday 16 August 2012 3:44

You sound fairly young OP

CessnaPilot 5

Thursday 16 August 2012 3:53

TFF!

Lop0 11

Thursday 16 August 2012 5:05

Next time try 'We BOTH had fun, isn't that the point?'

missyfiona89 28

Thursday 16 August 2012 5:58

How old are you?

pinkiewinkie 3

Thursday 16 August 2012 6:08

I have never had sex in my parents house. The fear of getting caught is one thing but I think it's very disrespectful

ellytoad 13

Thursday 16 August 2012 19:12

That only serves to reinforce the ingrained idea that sex is a dirty and dishonorable act, which isn't true.

loganpaige 6

Thursday 16 August 2012 6:50

Haha I love this! I would so do that if I was ever in this situation but my boyfriend lives with me so I can't..

mrsmaglietta 6

Thursday 16 August 2012 8:39

I think that's the best answer

Xalandra 17

Thursday 16 August 2012 9:41

Okay people, really? From the way it's worded it sounds like OP and her bf are both adults. The bf probably still lives at home because of the shit economy. I bet if he had enough money to spend on a hotel room every time they wanted to be intimate, he'd just move out! Yes, you always run the risk of getting caught if you have sex in your parents house, but your economic situation should not control the physical aspects of your relationship, unless you're too poor to even afford condoms. Otherwise, the mom should just back off. She has no right to control her son's love life. OP could have been smarter about it, yes. But the mom had no right to just butt in like that and then ask "what do you have to say for yourself?" I probably would've said the same thing, ask a dumb question, get a smart ass remark.