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So I got that goin' for me, which is nice...

By Notadrugdealer - 07/12/2017 15:00

Today, I was just browsing Facebook when my friend sent me a GoFundMe link. Someone wrote a page saying I killed myself and that we need money for funeral services. People are actually donating to it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 612

You deserved it 358

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2014 09:31 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, on Facebook, someone wrote a status implying that she was going to kill herself. I called a mutual friend, asking to check up on her. The next status the girl puts up said, "Someone thought I was going to commit suicide! Haha what a loser!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 231

You deserved it 4 959

Thoughts and prayers

By the hated - 09/07/2013 02:02 - United States - Absecon

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page for me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 904

You deserved it 5 467

What have I done now?

By SupportPage - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Torrance

Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 315

You deserved it 35 418

Role model

By Sick sick fucks - 09/06/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, a body positivity influencer I greatly respected and admired suddenly died. When I tried to read about her death, all I found were thousands of comments fat-shaming and mocking her. I was crying so hard that people thought I'd had a death in the family, which I kind of did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 320

You deserved it 708

By Nucleus - 08/10/2015 13:48 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 269

You deserved it 3 470

You're going to hell

By he's not the one going to hell - 12/09/2014 21:11 - Australia

Today, some assface hacked my recently deceased friend's Facebook account. The person changed my friend's location to "Hell", then posted a status saying how hot the weather was, and replied "I wish :'(" to someone who'd said my friend was in a better place now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 214

You deserved it 3 423

By SmittyJA24 - 20/05/2014 02:38 - United States - Lewiston

Today, my idiot sister had to have her aged dog put down, then she posts on MY Facebook page, "RIP, Buddy, we'll miss you." My adult children and most of my friends thought I died. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 842

You deserved it 4 753

By theblackrose23 - 06/09/2013 12:10 - United States - Lansing

Today, I found out my grandfather died via Facebook, because apparently both my father and my aunt think posting a status about it immediately rather than calling family is the thing to do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 116

You deserved it 2 835

High tech scamming

By Thaylok - 13/07/2023 12:00

Today, I was contacted from the great beyond by my mother on Facebook. So were most of my family. This occurred within 60 minutes of her passing. Scammers act fast and can even claim that six sons all posting about the death and reporting the account is a lie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 759

You deserved it 98

Some friends you've got there

By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 10:01 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I wrote a post about how I was thinking of attempting suicide. Not one single person contacted me to see if I was alright. FML

I agree, your life sucks 831

You deserved it 625

Akitakat 31

Monday 13 November 2017 15:36

Report it! People have no shame.

Sinshine 28

Thursday 7 December 2017 15:09

Well... people are donating for your funeral. Nobody better than giving a damn.

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Akitakat 31

Monday 13 November 2017 15:36

Report it! People have no shame.

Dave_Davington 33

Thursday 7 December 2017 15:40

Or at the very least, demand a cut in exchange for your silence.

ItchySasquatch 9

Thursday 7 December 2017 20:18

That's called fraud though isn't it lol

Sinshine 28

Thursday 7 December 2017 15:09

Well... people are donating for your funeral. Nobody better than giving a damn.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 7 December 2017 15:42

You should be happy that news of your suicide drew a response of dollars and not “likes.”

Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 7 December 2017 16:59

It means you are well liked enough for people to give a damn. Not the best way to prove it though.

Dave_Davington 33

Thursday 7 December 2017 17:03

I think it actually means whoever's supposedly paying for the funeral is well liked enough for people to give a damn. That's just me, though.

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 7 December 2017 17:28

This is so messed up.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Thursday 7 December 2017 18:02

How is this a fml? That means ppl care for you.

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 7 December 2017 18:25

Yet they mistakenly think OP is dead because he committed suicide. False rumors stating that someone is dead are never good.

pjsr 32

Friday 8 December 2017 2:04

My condolences. I know you must miss yourself terribly, but trust me, you’re in a better place. Could I have that watch you used to wear?

ohsnapword 21

Friday 8 December 2017 2:32

Death becomes you.

SemperSermo 7

Friday 8 December 2017 3:26

As long as you are getting a cut after it's done.

Hippo_Holiday 19

Friday 8 December 2017 4:09

Man! Is that a great conversation starter or what?

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Today, I was denied food stamp assistance. Apparently, you need to work 20 hours a week while being a full time student to qualify or have a work study. I was recently suspended from my work study for calling off because my aunt died, and if I worked 20 hours a week, why would I need food stamps? FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 150

You deserved it 5 868

Today, I told my wife I had a huge Zoom interview and could not be disturbed under any circumstances. Nevertheless, she called her mom, got into a screaming argument the interviewer could clearly hear, then came into my office to cry on my shoulder. She doesn't understand why I'm furious with her. FML

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You deserved it 78

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Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 926

You deserved it 63 112

Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex, he took the condom off and hit me in the face with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 002

You deserved it 6 788

Today, I started an awesome job with competitive pay. I also found out that the place is closing its doors in June. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 477

You deserved it 2 687

Today, I saw on Facebook that a friend left her job where I also used to work, as she posted a picture of her farewell gifts, including cards, balloons and cookies. Normally, I'd be happy for her, except when I left I was told they'd "stopped doing farewell presents", and as such, I'd got nothing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 574

You deserved it 760

Today, I realized that my dog, who's 11, eats his own shit, and chews bones like crazy still has 10 times nicer teeth than I do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 450

You deserved it 8 379

Today, I was at a house party and a guy needed a ride somewhere. Our designated driver, being the nice person she is, offered. I was in the back seat with him. His first words were, "Hey guys! I want to clear this awkwardness so… I once saw a 6-year-old girl die during a drive by I was on." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 716

You deserved it 162

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