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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML

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By traumatised - 11/10/2009 16:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML

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By gvmfvr - 08/05/2014 20:48 - France - Fontenay-sous-bois

Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML

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By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2013 17:59 - United States - Santa Rosa Beach

Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 18:00 - United States

Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 14:01

Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML

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By HttpsHaileyy - 15/06/2015 20:02 - United States

Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML

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By poorhamster - 23/10/2010 06:22 - United States

Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML

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By hamsterlovinn - 06/06/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML

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lol_everyday 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:02

even if it was a mouse.. why the fork would you step on it?

c0w 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:06

As mentioned above, why would anyone step on a mouse? Even more important, why are YOU cleaning it up? Someone here needs to take responsibility for their stupid actions.

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iEuphorical 0

Monday 30 March 2009 3:28

Your boyfriend would have stepped on a mouse!? What the HELL. And then you'd be stuck cleaning mouse guts off the carpet. Why isn't HE cleaning it!?

alex_vik 0

Monday 30 March 2009 3:38

Your boyfriend's an ass.

firefalcon 0

Monday 30 March 2009 3:44

Wow, you know how to pick 'em, eh? Time to get a boyfriend that doesn't kill small critters when there's other options readily available.

hinice 0

Monday 30 March 2009 3:55

Poor hamster :( they are so cute! Hopefully he had already had a long fullfilling life before that!!

Floridaguy81 0

Monday 30 March 2009 4:51

Your boyfriend suuuuuuucks. First he splatters a "mouse" all over your floor (not even necessary) and then makes you clean it up? Nice!

serious1y 0

Monday 30 March 2009 5:19

#8 - word. who STEPS on a MOUSE????

kellster 2

Monday 30 March 2009 5:19

What kind of a person a) can't tell a hamster from a mouse, b) stomps on any living thing larger than a fly, especially on a carpet, c) doesn't clean up the oozing guts of said living thing after having stomped on it, d) doesn't offer to buy a new hamster and/or do the explaining to the kindergarten class, and e) somehow still has a girlfriend? These are the questions I have...

musicislife_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 5:50

...who stomps on a mouse/rat/hamster/rodent of any kind? Seriously? And especially on carpet? Anyway... sorry that happened :/

zebendyone 0

Monday 30 March 2009 6:11

Why would you STOMP on a ******* MOUSE?! He has to know that would end up with a disgusting mess! And is kinda cruel. I'd be so pissed at your boyfriend.

your_face 15

Monday 30 March 2009 6:24

All you people saying the bf should know the difference between a hamster and a mouse - if you were with your significant other, alone in their room, and something small, furry and squeaking ran in... what do you think would happen? My guess is the OP started flipping out and the bf was just acting fast. But, kindergarteners aren't going to know the difference if you just buy them a new hamster... you could just tell your sister it was lost but then you found it.