Health and Transportation: Today, I helped a guy in a flaming car by busting his window...

By tillybonkers - 26/09/2018 22:00

Today, I helped a guy in a flaming car by busting his window to get him out. I didn't realize until after the crash scene was cleared, that I didn't just have his blood on me, but I also had cut from the window. Round 3 of HIV testing here I come. FML

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By badtiming - 15/09/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML

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Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML

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Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML

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By caitywebbkid - 11/12/2016 15:56 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML

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By clop clop clopping all the way - 20/06/2013 21:13 - United States

Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML

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By carson28 - 17/12/2010 02:23 - United States

Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML

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By Sean - 01/05/2013 04:44 - Canada - L'assomption

Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly as a teen came along and peed through my car's open window. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2021 11:00

Today, I got fired because, while responding to an emergency page for the volunteer fire department to help find a man in a field with a gunshot wound, I backed into a rock with the company truck that I drive to and from work. Nobody asked about the guy with the bullet inside him. He's OK now, in case anyone cares. FML

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DraftHail614 17

Wednesday 26 September 2018 22:16

Honestly, good on you for helping OP. I mean it. I personally am hesitant to help people even in situations like those especially because of the things I've read on here. Downvote if you want, but I'm being honest here. Helping people lately just seems to get people in trouble. However, I'm not saying that people shouldn't help if a situation like that occurs.

bonsai 11

Wednesday 26 September 2018 22:41

That was an amazing thing you did

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DraftHail614 17

Wednesday 26 September 2018 22:16

1known 30

Thursday 27 September 2018 6:23

FML is not real life, it focuses on a very tiny small part of life. It is rare you get in trouble for helping someone.

bonsai 11

Wednesday 26 September 2018 22:41

That was an amazing thing you did

Tujuana Dill 3

Wednesday 26 September 2018 23:17

Didn't realize glass could infect you...

acmariner99 25

Wednesday 26 September 2018 23:27

The victim’s blood could have gotten in the cut caused by the glass.

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 27 September 2018 4:01

He got cut when he busted the glass. If the person he saved had a blood-borne infection, it's entirely possible OP cold contract it through the cuts on his hands.

acmariner99 25

Wednesday 26 September 2018 23:23

Round 3? What have you been doing? Also, no good deed goes unpunished ... ever.

Razell 13

Wednesday 26 September 2018 23:28

I'm going to be charitable and assume you (OP) work in emergency medicine. Maybe invest in a chain mail shirt?

alycion 38

Thursday 27 September 2018 12:13

I get tested after every major medical procedure. I know it’s super rare, but it’s my luck. Op, I’m sure everything will work out for you. Maybe the person you saved will release that part of their medical history so the wait isn’t as stressful.