Something awful

By halitosis - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Compton

Today, I was riding the subway home with some friends when I noticed something smelled awful. My friends noticed it too. After searching for the source of the smell, it became apparent that it was my breath. FML
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spekledworf 18

You sure you're not just an ugly barnacle?

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TaysDarkLust 11

Brush your teeth? Gum? Mouthwash? Mini-tooth brush to go?

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jdmur 6

I hate when people have bad breath. Be prepared next time!

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freshberries22 17

Have you considered that you might have an infection in your mouth or an impacted tooth? Either way you need to make a visit to the dentist because horrible bad breath isn't normal.

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unknown_user5566 26

32- We didn't need a translation. While the comment could have been fully typed out ("come on" and "your") it was still easily understood.

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_krystallynn_ 11

try this new thing called toothpaste. or a dentist. or mouthwash. or a breathmint. or gum.

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rivaraven 35

Brushing, gum.. anything.. it helps. :) If you ate anything in the middle of the day, then you should chew a gum, carry a pack with you. :P

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pastywhitekid 10

How do you not taste that if it stank that badly? YDI, brush your teeth.

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marramrammar 2

FYL- trip to dentist required man. Floss daily!!

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KiddNYC1O 20

What kind of night did you guys have??

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