Intimacy, Sex and Virginity: Soon… - FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2021 17:01

Spicy

Today, my 16 year-old nephew gave me advice on how to get laid. At age 30, I'm still a virgin. FML

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By blegh - 27/12/2011 21:50 - United Kingdom

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Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

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Admit it

By aces10 - 25/01/2009 13:52 - United States

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Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML

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Stasis

By LonelyGrl98 - 15/04/2024 11:00 - United States - Yuba City

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Today, I realized how fucked I am (not). I'm a 26 year-old virgin waiting for love. No guy my age wants someone inexperienced. The older I get, the more ridiculous I feel. I masturbate way more often than I should and it's like my body is screaming for intimacy. I don't know WTF to do. Maybe I'll be the next 40 year-old virgin. FML

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Early start

By KoNi - 21/11/2008 07:23 - France

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Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

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Uptight girl, she's been living in her uptight world…

By TheVirginJenny - 07/10/2012 00:05 - United States - Spanaway

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Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML

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Sex ed failed a generation

By Anonymous - 16/06/2019 00:01

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Today, my 16-year-old cousin told me she was "late." When I asked if she could be pregnant, she said no, because, "You can't get pregnant the first time you have sex." I ended up having to give her the sex talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2019 03:00

Today, my boyfriend's 16-year-old daughter got a job. I'm 29, with a Master's degree and I'm still unemployed. FML

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Late bloomer

By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 05:01

Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML

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By andifalls - 24/01/2011 05:11

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Today, my 70 year old grandma was yelling at me to take a pregnancy test, in the middle of Walmart. I'm 16, still a virgin and haven't had a boyfriend since I was 13. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 09:06 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I had to choke back tears as my cockslap of a brother brutally mocked me for being a 25-year-old loser who's never been kissed by a girl, while at 14 he's already lost his virginity. FML

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cuz803 44

Monday 3 May 2021 17:04

Being single is growing more common nowadays. Don't be ashamed.

mando 10

Monday 3 May 2021 17:07

I would say "ouch"...but realistically a lot of people, virgins or not, went a while without getting laid during recent times. But maybe the 16 yr old gave you fresh perspective and can help you. Have fun!

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cuz803 44

Monday 3 May 2021 17:04

Being single is growing more common nowadays. Don't be ashamed.

mando 10

Monday 3 May 2021 17:07

I would say "ouch"...but realistically a lot of people, virgins or not, went a while without getting laid during recent times. But maybe the 16 yr old gave you fresh perspective and can help you. Have fun!

Wadlaen 23

Monday 3 May 2021 23:40

Well, I'm 32 and in the same situation, except my nephew is only two years old, so I'd be very surprised if he gave me any advice on the subject...

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