Facebook, Break-ups, Social Media and Love: Sorry

Sorry

By Anonymous - 14/05/2013 22:41

Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML

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By klv8 - 07/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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By Janie - 10/01/2012 05:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2013 10:14 - United States

Today, I found out through his Facebook update and a text message that my fiancé demoted me to girlfriend status. I was sitting in the next room. FML

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By grantsidiots - 27/11/2013 05:51 - Australia

Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML

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By nothappywithlife - 30/03/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML

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By ohIlike - 15/09/2009 12:10 - Australia

Today, after thirteen years of engagement, my fiancé and I split. As is, with the day, we changed our Facebook relationships to make it official. I logged back on tonight to find his mother, the woman I've spent the last year looking after and having a good time, "liking" the break up. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 12:00

Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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sarkaar 30

Wednesday 15 May 2013 10:18

That coward. Sorry that had to happen the way it did OP. Hope you find a 'man' the next time around.

jjmiller1001 17

Wednesday 15 May 2013 10:18

wow, he really put a lot of thought into that

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GarageDragon 22

Wednesday 15 May 2013 10:25

Balls. He has none.

LennyComa 39

Wednesday 15 May 2013 10:27

put the pathetic note on FB and call him out for being such a wankwanded twatbag

Catkam623 27

Wednesday 15 May 2013 15:17

I'm a car and I approve the word wankwanded twat bag.

Joe9024 20

Wednesday 15 May 2013 15:38

Wouldn't that be a phrase though?

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Wednesday 15 May 2013 10:29

Take a pic of the note and put it on FB to set the record straight. Not only does he dump you in the most cowardly way but on top of it, he wants you to be the bad guy? Looks like you didn't lose much there but there is no reasons why your friends and family should think you were the bitch here.

lilledun 11

Wednesday 15 May 2013 10:32

I feel very sorry for you, especially if he never gave any hints of a break-up. Perhaps there is more to this than you think? He should have talked with you either way, but at least he left you a note saying sorry. It sucks, but many people doesn't even get a goodbye-note at all.

sassy2085 16

Wednesday 15 May 2013 10:32

That is so sad I am so sorry. What a wuss hope he finds his balls before breaking someone else's heart.

oh_lordy_me 18

Wednesday 15 May 2013 10:35

What a coward...

Joshwarrior 39

Wednesday 15 May 2013 10:35

talk about creativemanipulative ways to end an engagement. ): sorry op

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 15 May 2013 10:35

Sounds like your ex-fiancé has been getting his Post-It break up advice from "Sex and the City".

sbuxsux11 8

Wednesday 15 May 2013 13:56

"im sorry I can't"! that's the first thing i thought of. I always love your references! yeah yeah im kissing ass but it's true, especially the lyrics you quote.thanks for always beating me to it:)