Video games, Gamers, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Squeaker of the house

Squeaker of the house

By Anonymous - 26/02/2016 21:12 - United States - Lebanon

Today, I was using my headset while gaming, and another player couldn't stop laughing at the hilariously high-pitched voice I was putting on. He thought I was mocking the pre-pubescent squeakers on our team. Nope, that's just my natural voice. FML

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By Kev - 23/08/2023 06:00 - Ireland

Today, I was giving a presentation when my voice cracked like a teenage boy going through puberty. The audience giggled every time it happened. FML

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The voice

By Anonymous - 11/09/2023 18:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I had to listen to some old phone call recordings at work, in which a certain worker had the most annoying high-pitched voice. To my horror, I discovered that they were my call recordings, so the annoying voice was my own. My colleagues all concurred they cannot stand the sound of me talking. FML

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By Dying Whale - 02/03/2017 04:00

Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML

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By bieberyoulittleSHIT - 31/08/2012 19:20 - United Kingdom - Goole

Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2014 21:50 - United States - Mount Laurel

Today, I realized why I never hear my voice echoing when I sing to my boyfriend on Skype; he just mutes me. FML

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The X Factor

By Tajjali Fatima - 13/09/2020 22:58

Today, I was singing in a terrible voice on purpose during a Zoom call from school, thinking I was on mute. I carried on, until a message saying, "The host has muted you" appeared on my screen. FML

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By loser - 20/07/2009 22:39 - Canada

Today, I was testing out my new webcam on an msn Video Call with a friend I hadn't seen in a while. In an attempt to look cool, I pretended to have a very interesting phone conversation. Later I found out my webcam has a mic. She "heard" the whole thing. FML

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Doggy dog world

By Simon E - 03/12/2023 10:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I was in a Teams call with my work team, and I was getting really annoyed at a woman in the team just waffling on about nothing, I yelled, "Just shut up you fat pig, shut up!", not knowing my mic was unmuted, I had to lie, saying I was yelling at my dog for barking. Not sure anyone believed me. FML

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This is the future Big Tech wants

By Anonymous - 28/08/2023 22:00

Today, I was playing a virtual reality game at a gaming convention. I got so into it that I didn't realize I was screaming and flailing around in. A crowd had gathered to watch my dumbass embarrass myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 12:21 - Sweden - Goteborg

Today, I was sick, and my voice was really low and raspy. A cute guy smiled at me and said hi, so I said hi too. He looked shocked and said, "Sorry bro, thought you were a girl." I am. FML

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Ethan_Anonymous 28

Saturday 27 February 2016 8:16

There's actually ways to deepen your voice, naturally. If you really care that much, I suggest checking them out

bigbrown24 17

Saturday 27 February 2016 8:15

FYI there is an option to change how high or low your voice sounds. maybe lower it....quiet a bit.

Comments

Kartar115 22

Saturday 27 February 2016 8:15

lmao don't worry as long as it's not call of duty you'll be fine

IndicaPaincakes 28

Saturday 27 February 2016 8:44

I think he should be alright, just keep playing what you want and have fun. You can't help how your voice sounds, but I'm sure it's just fine. :)

Lilcris11 5

Sunday 28 February 2016 18:46

Doesn't work like that

bigbrown24 17

Saturday 27 February 2016 8:15

FYI there is an option to change how high or low your voice sounds. maybe lower it....quiet a bit.

xTommytheGUNx 15

Sunday 28 February 2016 4:53

depends on the system not all of them have it

Ethan_Anonymous 28

Saturday 27 February 2016 8:16

There's actually ways to deepen your voice, naturally. If you really care that much, I suggest checking them out

mm12344 8

Saturday 27 February 2016 14:55

If you practice enough you'll sound like Morgan freeman and everyone will want to hear you.

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 27 February 2016 22:59

Well, at least point the poor soul in the right direction! Don't just say that something exists!

ADOG2645 17

Saturday 27 February 2016 8:22

tranced_ 45

Saturday 27 February 2016 8:40

you can adjust and tinker with the audio settings to make yourself sound better over the mic.. It's quite common that we sound a bit funny and different over the mic than in real life..